Bert

[jack @pitchingspecial]

@Furbeti

[paige @BonerWizard]

“Mom said you have to find a game that's three players”

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

“For the last time, Mr. Wonka, I did not try any experimental gum, and frankly I find this entire line of questioning insulting.”

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

My Delta flight just got delayed to 9:11 pm

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

just cleansing my energy <3

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Rage against the machine is always on point.

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

if they abolish OSHA i will use the forklift for evil

[. @Notdojaaa]

Me during Christmas dinner if the Steelers lose:

[Bert @RacobJiley]

@papertrading2 @NeatAlfonzo Different but same, yall know Israel literally has 3 genetically engineered red heffers that were raised on a geno engineered farm in Texas. I don’t believe in prophecy, but in all Abrahamic text the red heffer will be sacrificed to build the 3rd temple and bring the end times.

[Blake 🍿 @popcorngobbler]

every time I see a cybertruck in the wild