Rad Cocker

There are no perfect people--only perfect experiences.

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@2Scura Well, you're one up on me, though the minivan I had perished in a wreck.

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@HoneyBaaBaa As long as there's one cookie per kid, you're good.

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@2Scura I don't think you've lost touch with yourself. That makes you cool.

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@EmeraldClitty Just cause our aim is a little off sometimes . . .

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@sheseemslegit Yeah, you look overjoyed about that.

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@curiouscouple33 There's probably something wrong with your cable or satelliteTV too.

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@salmarch79 @XplodingUnicorn Wait, we still have the draft and free agency.

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@Sarica77 Be nice to each other.

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@drunkNnaughty As long as you're a fucking drunk.

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@TsunamiQueen Great idea!

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@2Scura You did.

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@TsunamiQueen Sex is a good habit.

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@JeffreySumber @ShesAllWrite Did you see Scalia get checked into the boards?

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@LifeOfLiriope In other words, what you usually do.

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@Codie_J2 Every day should be hump day.

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@Fab_TasticK And your tight jeans scream "I like it spanked."

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@nastassjaandneo Something about those lips of yours just . . . well, I'd like to get to know them.

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@2Scura From such assumptions are submissives made.

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@Fab_TasticK I don't see your pro-life button.

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@2Scura Sometimes the hardest people to control are ourselves.