Radical Ed ✨💻

“Ed is Ed!!!” #CBRP x #MVRP || Indie/parody roleplay account of Ed from Cowboy Bebop || 21+ || Non-Lewd ||

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

Alias: Radical Ed, Ed

Age: 13

Height: 5'11"

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: She/They

Occupation: Hacker/Bounty Hunter

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#CBRP x #MVRP

#CowboyBebopRP

“Ed is Ed”

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Autistic Burnout.

Too many Bounties for Ed....

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Ed didn't even know you could do that!

Hehe!

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

[immediately picks Ein up and carries him away. away from the hacker.]

Nope. Timeout, mutt. No more spilling my secrets!

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Hummmm....

Something about getting close to a bounty and having to do.....something.

Oh!

......Gross.

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

[gaaaaaasps!]

W-what about the... the one time at the bar?

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Okayyyy.....

He also mentioned something about “That one time at the Bar”

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

[gasps!]

W-what?! I didn't think it mattered! He's a dog—

Oh, god, all the things I've told him—

Tell him to keep quiet or else I'll eat all his dog food!

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Hummmm.....

Ein writes a lot about Faye-Faye! He asks Faye-Faye to stop changing in front of Ein because “no one wants to see that”

???

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

He does...?!

What kind of stuff does he write?

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Ed is Computer Hacker and Genius....not miracle worker.....

Though Ein does type on Ed's Computer!

Ein writes a lot.

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

Can you use your computer to communicate with Ein?

... [she's told that poor mutt all sorts of awful things about herself, so ... hopefully not...]

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

That too!

Hehe!

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

I thought you were obsessed with your computer.

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Pokes Spike-Person on the ground.

Would this be a good time to reference Netflix Ed? Probably not.

We don't talk about Netflix Ed.

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

.....Huhhhh?

In that case, Ed obsessed with Ein!

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Hehe! Spike-Person and Faye-Faye using no no words!

.....What's a cunt?

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Ooooooh. Hack Job for Ed?

Gimme Gimme~

[𝐏𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @DownUndr_Spider]

Any netrunners around? Pro hackers?

I’ll pay you 2,000,000 Eddie’s to hack into Delamain and destroy him.

Thanks.

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

😁😁😁

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

“Ed has no idea what Faye-Faye means.

Ed is the only Ed.”

[𝐹𝒶𝓎𝑒 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑒 @_Poker_Alice]

“…”

“How many of you are there now exactly?”

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Hehehe! Two Spike-Persons!

Oooh la la~

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Ed has no idea who this spike-like person is.....But Ed likes them!

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Hehe. Thanks Faye-Faye!

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

.......

[begrudgingly hands over another cup noodles.]

Okay, no more. All Faye-Fa— mine now. Mine.

[Radical Ed ✨💻 @RadEdBestHacker]

Maybe Ed should ask Spike instead

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥���𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

What?! Ein has his dog food. He doesn't need noodles!