Rad Johnson

Professional space cadet looking to design the perfect wig wham

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I always pray to the masters of the universe. Hope they get the signal

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Ask the warden, "are dungeons the same as prisons or jails?" Its not just karate school either. You should try one of their books

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#BachelorInParadise sounds like a bad Jimmy Buffet song. Sometimes a man isnt on the ball. How could there be a bachelor in paradise?

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Is money good for the future? Money always led to stealing which led to getting your hand cut off. Thats old school
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I got a problem w Eragon, Prince Charles (you can call him English Charles if you want), Eric Clapton & Im afraid of Dr Feel Good too

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1st time I wz born wz lost in space. It wz all dark, there wz nothing but me. I wz made out of stars all I could see
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If I had to pick 1 meat for the rest of my life Id choose Spam. Spam Ive been thinking about you
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Out of rhyme and reason everyone is to blame. I gotta sell my product like its mine. But I dont make sense......... Do I?

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@SteveKerr yes eco drink has antioxidant so when your in a slime hole trying to set your joints less germs it's good immune support and

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Why didn't you try eco drink ,. Besides I'm sorry I did that

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My dream job is doing what Im doing and declaring all the profits. Maybe make some millions a year. OOOOOHHHHHHH AHHHHH HAAAAA

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If I had a horse Id name it Lady Godiva, no Secretariat, no Paul Revere. I guess Id need more than one or Id name it three names

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Today I did the best I could to sell. I gave them more information with less words. Most of them have the excuse that tomorrows payday

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I wanna be considerate, I don't wanna be selfish and take all the tweets

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I glow in the sunlight

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No one knows why its me. Its been so long since Ive seen true witchcraft

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Im going to spend my first million on a big glass arrowhead to stick next to my driveway on fenceposts

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Can Jam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My best memory of high school was when I checked myself out

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The cow jumped over the moon. Do you know how hard it is to live out there?