Rad Paul

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[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

Is the rest of the world even trying? #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

My proposed college plan has one main point: FUCKING RAGE #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

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Decided to make this election fun #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

My first act as President when I'm sworn in is to make Obama not President. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

GOP = Grand Old Partier #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

Last night was a dweeb convention. We know that the real GOP Contender is me. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

If I'm elected President beer will not have calories #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

When we take back the White House we'll lift the ban on caffeinated @FourLoko & make America rad again! #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

I vow to make Whiskey Wednesday a paid national reoccurring holiday. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

When I'm elected President I'll ban Monday's. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

A vote for me is a vote for no drinking age. Turn up. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

I've counted to infinity. Twice. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

There used to be a street named after me, but it was changed because no one crosses me and lives. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

Show your support & buy a shirt. WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE WHITE HOUSE RAD https://t.co/EqCe1EPjL5

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

I can judge a book by its cover. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

I invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

Everybody loves Raymond. Except me. #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning #RadPaul2016

[Rad Paul @RadPaul2016]

I walked down the street with a massive erection, today. There were no survivors. #RadPaul2016