Madeliene ‎⍟

speaking into a void here feel free to mute

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

Do you think whatever intern posted the first snarky Wendy’s tweet feels like Oppenheimer

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

officially in my villain era (sent an email with zero exclamation points)

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

MALALA IS AT THE EAGLES GAME?!??!?

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

It’s tragic he has to post this through instagram. There should be a dedicated app for these sorts of Jeremy Renner announcements

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i just feel like haaland should be able to shove anyone he wants any time he wants

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Team USA goalkeeper during the biggest game of his life

[Paul @orangepaulp]

popbase coming out as European omg

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Tifosi today

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

there should be a rule where if nothing fun has happened by halfway through the race, the remaining aston martin mandatorily explodes

[Did Cadillac F1 Score Points? @caddypoints]

I have terrible news

[Drayton @DraytonKnowles]

We should do a Monaco GP sprint race just to waste everyones time

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Amy, but go birds @amy_shee]

Meme update

[ethan 🦇 @scary2zombies]

he is NOT “monster” he is “the creature” & he did nothing wrong