Oni

Victim of fujo culture GO bus survivor

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Don’t date a girl who works at a human society unless you’re prepared to drive around foster cats on your day off

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@zWinterPlayz1 I NEED THIS

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Paid my credit card, car insurance and student loans in the same week and then my tire decides to fall off while I’m driving #ok

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The factory newsletter used my badge photo for the new hire section and 3 people came up to me during lunch to ask if there was a gun to the back of my head when it was taken

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Fell asleep on the subway and woke up in woodbine

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I wanted totodile😔

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@zWinterPlayz1 Is it really unoptimized if you won tho

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Clopening on 4 hours of sleep

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Went to an interview at my dad’s place and half the interview time was spent glazing him and talking about wings

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This is how I feel I look whenever I have to carry my bass around in public

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I had a nightmare that my workplace added a new item called the Charlie Slider and right as I was about to go on my break we got an order for 50 of them

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@starsmashed Just carrying that meat harpoon out in public smh

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The “I’m 16” method is still unpatched against Falun Gong recruiters🙏🏿

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@all_brite785 You should’ve just posted eldo and called it a day

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@starsmashed I have no idea how much prep is needed for an ultrasound so I just assumed it would take a bit😭

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@starsmashed You can just ultrasound yourself at work???

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@starsmashed Twin🥲

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@starsmashed My bad

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Why is he called dr house if he lives in an apartment building