Bing

Everyone's favorite search engine/radical dude

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮, 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓮.
𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮.

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Dudes, I don’t think any of you want to eat those burgers.”

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

//Bing, who has had 6 that day: You good bro?

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

// He steals Bing's monster, and then just fucking /dies/

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“I mean, if you /need/ something, I don’t see why I /wouldn’t/ get it for ya.” The android shrugged.

“Seein as you’re new and all, and I know where we keep everything.”

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

He's pushing himself to sit, wincing only slightly as he does.

"Why would you /want/ to get /me/ anything?"

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

Bing paused, head tilting at the odd question.

“Uh, why what dude?”

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

He just lays there in silence for a few moments before speaking.

"Why."

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

//Anyone looking at this interaction as anything other than platonic is getting lazered-

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Alright, lemme know if ya change your mind.” Bing nodded, pushing himself to his feet.

“Anything ya need bud, just let me know.”

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

Oh.....he wasn't really expecting the question to be honest. Nor did it even feel right to ask for anything.

"No.....I'm fine."

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

Bing waited patiently, his hand steady as he felt Chase’s move into it. Gently folding his fingers over the other’s hand, he gave it a soft squeeze.

An assurance, of a sort. One that said he was there, and didn’t plan on going anywhere.

[Chase Brody @AlcoholicTricks]

Suppose they did. But he hasn't done that in....a long while, actually.

He doesn't move for while. Eventually though, his hand makes it's way to Bing's.

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Well, since I’m gettin up, do /you/ need anything dude?”

He tilted his head, looking to the other.

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

"I....suppose so."

Honestly, he was just used to being asked, or rather /told/, to do things.

Was just natural of him to ask now.

"Sure, no problem."

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

//Concept involving the link between Bing and Cortana-

They are able to see through each other’s eyes if the other allows it.

This helped when they were escaping.

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“You know how hard it is to put a shirt on with one arm? Give the guy a break.”

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

His gaze flicked over to Chase, before returning to the sky. Without another word, he offered a hand to Chase.

Humans felt reassured by squeezing another’s hand, right?

[Chase Brody @AlcoholicTricks]

He takes several shaky deep breaths before nodding slightly.

"R-right. Yeah. I'll....keep that in mind."

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Wouldn’t want the first thing I do when meetin someone, is to ask them for something, y’know?” Bing explained, offering a smile.

“But thanks again for the offer.”

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

A hum as he nods slightly.

"Fair 'nough. Better to do it yourself."

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Yeah. If I need something, I should get up and get it myself.” A nod, sliding his glasses back on as he sat up.

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

"You sure?"

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

Catches it flawlessly.

Crunch.

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

//Bing: I got a monster in the fridge if you could grab that

Simon: You have a fucking WHAT in the fridge 🫪

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

// Simon has /no/ idea what that is, but he would have grabbed it if asked

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

Throwing an empty can at the doctor

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

//Bing “would it be weird to ask this guy to grab my monster from the fridge” NoLastName

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“Quit tellin people I’m dead.”

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

He thought for a long moment.

“Nah, you’re good. Real nice of you though.”

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

"Yeah, that's not exactly fun." A pause as he glances over.

"You need anythin' or?"

[Bing @RadicalEngine]

“I’d take just not feeling like my insides are melting honestly.” Bing chuckled, sliding his glasses off so he could drape an arm over his eyes.

[The Convict @OfGuiltNBlood]

"/Maybe/. Hard to say." An actual laugh this time, letting his arm fall back to the floor

"Maybe to that too, but might be a while before that happens."