Я.ΣD

. ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ, ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ: ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ...
ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʜɪᴍ!

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

https://t.co/4IXVYp0Dow

[Hakuryō no Sumōkā @Hakuryo_no_Moku]

It's simple ―
love your partner,
enjoy your whiskey
and savour your cigar.

𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿
𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕣
|⟳ + ♡|

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰʀᴇʏ ᴛ. ʟᴀɴᴅꜱʜᴀʀᴋ 🫧 @Healingbubbles]

˜”*°•. ₘᵣᵣᵣ...ᵤᵣₚ •°*”˜
ᴶᵉᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃʳᵏ

[𝐌𝐑. 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑬𝑫𝑬.ᐟ @WASTELANDST0RM]

⠀
⠀“ 𝑰 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲,
⠀
⠀ 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤. ”
⠀

[𖥔 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙒𝘽𝙊𝙔 @CARRYINGWElGHT]

𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑳 bountied by ɴɪᴄʜᴏʟᴇ

— ☄️ whatever happens . . 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒔

#cowboybeboprp !! #mvrp !! #rptwt !!

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" Aging sure is scary— "

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

Feeling inmense compassion for the space cowboy, the redhair put the bar into his hand, stealthily so no one could see.

" You will need this more than anyone. Ed will keep the secret. "

Poor, poor man.

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

She looks at the chocolate bar...
Then at him.

... She understands.
No one gave Spike sweets.
She could picture him, sadly going door to door, begging for sweets in a pitiful and miserable way.

You needed cuteness or beauty in this festivity... and he was loosing his touch.

[Ｓ Ｐ Ａ Ｃ Ｅ Ｃ Ｏ Ｗ Ｂ Ｏ Ｙ — @_bushidocowboy]

A wan little smile, dropping a single little chocolate bar out of his hoard into her bag.

❝ Happy now, Ed? ❞

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

Taking off her mask, she smiles widly.

" It's Ed! You can give Ed your sweets, she will put them all in a bag for everyone to share! "

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" ... "

She is not fully understanding Halloween... So you get sweets but then others can ask for your sweets but then you can ask them for sweets and they have to give you the sweets back and then —

[Ｓ Ｐ Ａ Ｃ Ｅ Ｃ Ｏ Ｗ Ｂ Ｏ Ｙ — @_bushidocowboy]

Hey! No way! I worked for these*!

*stole them from children

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" Because Ein goes with Ed!
Ed is not alone, silly! "

For the eyes of the kid... Ein could be a dangerous and fierce guard dog.

" But he is not around! Ed can't go alone. "

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

... Eyebrow twitch.

"You want me to... go with you?"

Like she's babysitting or something? Ewwww.

"Don't you— don't you run off on your own all the time anyway? With Ein?"

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" Is it not dangerous for little girls to go on their own?
Let's go treat or treat together!!

Let's! Let's!! "

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

"... Wait. @Radical_Tomato.

You're a child."

Devious grin.

Plops down a neighborhood map of some wealthy community on Mars—

"Knock on every door and clean out their candy supply. Then bring it back home and we'll have a feast. Deal?"

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

"... Wait. @Radical_Tomato.

You're a child."

Devious grin.

Plops down a neighborhood map of some wealthy community on Mars—

"Knock on every door and clean out their candy supply. Then bring it back home and we'll have a feast. Deal?"

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

Trying to remember how much money she has...

" Ed can only pay for a mafia veterinarian...
Ed thinks. "

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

"ED. What the hell?! You're paying for my medical bills—"

Because she probably shattered her tailbone from that. God.

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀ ⠀ The trick is:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ There are no treats.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ In fact...
⠀ ⠀ We'll be taking yours instead.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗛𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

Ah yes.
Two adults screaming at each other...
It feels like home

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" It is the Pumpkin King! Give the Pumpkin King all the sweets and you will be spared!!! BoOoOoOoOoooo "

[Ｓ Ｐ Ａ Ｃ Ｅ Ｃ Ｏ Ｗ Ｂ Ｏ Ｙ — @_bushidocowboy]

What the fuck.

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

Laughing like the maniac she was.

" Do it again!! Again, Faye-Faye!! "

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

SCREAMS AND FALLS BACKWARDS ONTO HER ASS—

[Я.ΣD @Radical_Tomato]

" BOoooOoOoOOoOO ‼️‼️‼️ "