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Happy National Fast Food Day!!! Every time I eat fast food I can talk to dead people. Maybe I should quit ordering the "medium" fries...
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Koala found relaxing in South Australia couple's bedroom

Hey, is this a Tempur-Pedic? I'm staying!
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Kenny The Bartender here & tomorrow is "National Fast Food Day." Nothing goes better with grease than a Dirty Shirley. Also, somebody dropped my burger on the floor & insisted it was "ground" beef... #cocktail #GrumpyDingoRadio
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Moose wanders into company's garage, tramples BMWs

Must have been more of a Mercedes moose...
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Happy National Raisin Bran Cereal Day!!! I like to have a really big bowl and then spend the next few hours regretting my decision.
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Man 'Stopped Drinking Water Completely' During Dr Pepper Addiction

"I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper. Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?"
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Kenny The Bartender here, getting ready for "National Raisin Bran Cereal Day" with a Grumpy Dingo Radio Cherry Lime Bourbon Smash. Cherries & raisins are loaded with antioxidants. As for bourbon? Well, it's just loaded... #cocktail #GrumpyDingoRadio
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Loose wallaby caught on Kentucky security camera

I've often said "Kentucky is the new Australia..."
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Happy National Spicy Guacamole Day!!! What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole...
#SpicyGuacamoleDay

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77-year-old slice of Queen Elizabeth II's wedding cake sells for $2,800

And because it's British cuisine, it's just as bland as it was 77 years ago...
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Well, Gary Busey left the hospital this week after overdosing on cocaine last Friday.

Doctors say Busey is okay and he should be back in the hospital in no time.

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Kenny The Bartender here & "National Spicy Guacamole Day" inconveniently falls on Thursday, so I need a cocktail, quick. How 'bout the Grumpy Dingo Radio 3-2-1 Margarita? It's easy to make & will be gone in 3, 2, 1... #Cocktail #GrumpyDingoRadio
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LED lights on underside of surfboards may deter great white shark attacks

'Turns out sharks are light-sensitive. Like they're hung-over...
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