Austin Pistulka

Max Countey & KOOL Radio - Stache of Stache and Beard Show - Lifter of Heavy Things - Brother Brother

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

This is the coolest thing I’ve done yet. Jealous of @HeyHeyItsConrad that he gets to do this all the time with legends of the business!

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod It’s a job thing for me. I work in radio and a sore throat means I can’t work! A stuffy nose is a new voice 😂

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod @CaseyJost The freedom that comes with adulthood is worth the stress

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!!!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HAVE YOURSELF A DAY 😱

Wonho Kang squats 584 pounds at the Special Olympics World Games 👏

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@MrsPistol24 Liz and I had it once in college. Good stuff!

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod I’m a big pencil guy. Solid feel, erasable, old school.

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

I’m sure Iowa fans have gotten a lot of this since this tweet came out…but just in case:

Suck it Iowa.
Nebraska wins again.

[Tony Altimore @TJAltimore]

TOO MUCH ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT DEBT?
(...and those without any!)

The wise @KnightAthletics folks have been warning us for years about the crippling rise in debt held by major athletic depts, fueled by a wild arms race in facilities.

Now, in fairness:
There are often advantages to how cheaply public universities can borrow money (or issue tax-exempt bonds), but the rising amount of athletic debt is certainly a problem.

DOUBLE CORNHUSKER HONOR ROLL:
Give kudos to Nebraska: They are the ONLY public FBS athletic dept with NO subsidy from the school, and NO athletic debt. That's pretty impressive, Cornhusker friends!

Also notable to me is how several Sun Belt teams may have very large subsidies, but aren't financing their growth with debt, which seems wise and is more flexible than racking up debt (Kennesaw State is close, too).

(Note: Private schools and a few states do not report this data, so the below chart is limited to schools who report data)

The Top 3:
The 3 biggest athletic debtholders have all just built (or completely rebuilt) huge, lavish stadiums in major (and very expensive) West Coast cities.

As for #1 on this chart:
UC Berkeley recently had to rebuild their historic stadium, which is quite literally on topic of an earthquake fault directly underneath the field, and required seismic engineering and construction that dwarfs any normal project, thus the massive price tag and its huge debt bill.

Memorial Stadium "moves" independently in different "pieces" during an earthquake... It's incredibly cool, but sure wasn't cheap to build there in San Francisco!

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@ekparr Welcome to the party

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano I don’t get the creamsicle hype. Orange is just ok, adding cream to orange doesn’t then make it this amazing thing. Bomb pop is an icon.

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

T-Whip might be the funniest joke of all time 😂😂

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new clip from ‘ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE’ has been released.

(Source: @IGN)

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@rdalert447 @3manrushfb I’m legit going to make this a topic on next week’s episode of Cyza and The Stache. @ParkerCyza the people have to know!

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

This is amazing 😂

https://t.co/kDO4McgxTV

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

“The Stanley Cup has seen more boobs than any other major trophy.”

-Me

Episode 1 🫵👂

https://t.co/ZPhSJcgT02

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano A milkshake makes me think of diners, dates with two straws, Dairy Queen where I met my wife.

Root Beer floats remind me of county fairs and the smell of cow 💩. Milkshake for me.

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@BlackDragon719 That’s a fact!

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

Walt Disney cosplayer

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What does it look like Vince McMahon does for a living?

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

Somebody bought 6000 tickets? Sounds like all the tickets were sold 🤨

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

Biggest fraud in CFB? Nebraska’s “sell out” streak

Episode 280: https://t.co/orjmpb5zFJ

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano Cinnamon Toast Crunch is possibly the perfect cereal. Great early crunch, keeps the flavor throughout the bowl, best post bowl milk. Easy win.

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

This is wild 😂

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

That wasn't knife: The owners of a Dairy Queen in Phoenix are perplexed and slightly amused as to why someone stole the giant red spoon that adorned their restaurant. “We were kind of upset but then more puzzled.” “What are they going to do with a spoon?” https://t.co/tK7RyvbkMm

[Austin Pistulka @RadioGuyAustin]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod Hummus has great versatility with add-ins and what you can dip into it. Onion dip is a one trick pony

[St. Louis Battlehawks @BattlehawksUFL]

How many of you were today years old when you learned that the Battlehawks logo turned upside down says "STL"?