Craig Allen

A Michigan boy now living in the South and playing on the radio.

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@BobBrinsonJr1 Cheeto Gaddafi

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@weltszzn Zima

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@TheLeoTerrell No, because I'm not a sycophantic dumbass

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@VP "Eviscerate" must be Latin for "dementia-induced agitation"

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@BriaMo777 Uncle Melty's Purchaser-Indemnifies-Seller "Safety" Company

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@BriaMo777 Third Time's The Charm Smoke Detectors

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@TriciaOhio Tommy got cooked so bad his grandkids will be born in the burn unit

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@TrueFactsStated You think she's going? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@GioBruno1600 Incompetence

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@BriaMo777 Trouser Snakes 4 Less

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@Liamt6aj

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@MeghanMcCain Much like Baghdad Bob was great for Saddam Hussein

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@realKyleKeegan You think there was actually an interview? 🤣

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@TheyCallMeTomO1 @TMZ Trump's never heard of her. She's just a staffer who gets the coffee

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@PaulLadd1 MAGA Cultist Rule #1: Dear Leader is never wrong

Instead of, "Trump hires based on how sycophantic someone is & it blows up", the bootlicking MAGA response is, "Look how quickly he identified a problem & made a change!"

But I'm sure another unqualified blonde will be hired soon

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@KatieZacharia Can you really say you worked for him if you weren't even there long enough to figure out if you needed to dial "9" to get an outside line? 🤔🤷‍♂️

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@BriaMo777 Craps

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@dbongino @KatieZacharia Translation: "As a loyal MAGA Cultist I'll never admit what's so painfully obvious to everyone: This was a 5-day shit show and she should have never been allowed within a thousand feet of that podium"

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@LauraLoomer Because the title of "Baghdad Bob" was already taken? 🤔🤷‍♂️

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@LucasSa56947288 Stooge