Watching Winnie the Pooh with my kids and realizing two things I didn’t notice when I was young:
1. Rabbit is an insufferable @$$hole
2. I totally get it
I'm sitting in a @GuyFieri restaurant and they're playing @Nickelback ... It's like I'm living in the punchline of a @shanetorres joke and it's actually kinda awesome.
https://t.co/P4EDCG7KZ8
Viveca: "My favorite Halloween costume was when I dressed as the vampire from the Anne Rand book."
Me: "You mean Anne Rice?"
Viveca: "Oh yeah. That's it!"
Me: "I love that Anne Rand vampire book. Dracula Shrugged."
Viveca: "Shut up!"
I'm excited to share that I've been invited to serve as a guest announcer at the Grand Ole Opry for its 100th anniversary celebration on October 14th! This is an extraordinary honor, and I'm deeply grateful for this incredible opportunity. #GrandOleOpry#Opry100@opry
YOUR FINAL JELLO SHOT CHALLENGE UPDATE!!! @LSUbaseball you own the top two spots all time and you are the first repeat champion. Every shot matters, every fan matters, every new friend we've made matters. Y'all are built for glory, for greatness, for Jelleaux and we love you!
Thank you for all the messages regarding the @ACMawards nomination. I am honored, and I am grateful for each of you. This was one of my favorite messages from today. Sometimes, typos are more true than the intended words...
I'm honestly shocked and humble by this. Thank you to everyone who made this possible, especially all the people who listened and called into the show. Congratulations to all the other nominees!
"Hello, Patrick!"
It's always nice when a friend says hello. It's amazing when they say it in the middle of a song in front of over 15000 people.
I freaking love @codyjohnson !