Patrick Thomas

I talk a lot and sometimes I'm funny.

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

My mama always said: "If you can't say anything nice, try to mumble it under your breath..."

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

Watching Winnie the Pooh with my kids and realizing two things I didn’t notice when I was young:

1. Rabbit is an insufferable @$$hole

2. I totally get it

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

I'm sitting in a @GuyFieri restaurant and they're playing @Nickelback ... It's like I'm living in the punchline of a @shanetorres joke and it's actually kinda awesome.

https://t.co/P4EDCG7KZ8

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

@H_ShoePokerRoom Why only smoking rooms? That's awful.

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

I feel seen...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Shirts I wear: 7

Shirts I own: 218

Shirts I'm willing to get rid of: 0

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

@CodyBrownBets It hits! Great parlay Cody!

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

My mama always said: "If you can't say anything nice, try to mumble it under your breath..."

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

Viveca: "My favorite Halloween costume was when I dressed as the vampire from the Anne Rand book."

Me: "You mean Anne Rice?"

Viveca: "Oh yeah. That's it!"

Me: "I love that Anne Rand vampire book. Dracula Shrugged."

Viveca: "Shut up!"

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

Is @grok predicting the future? This game is at halftime now.

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

I'm excited to share that I've been invited to serve as a guest announcer at the Grand Ole Opry for its 100th anniversary celebration on October 14th! This is an extraordinary honor, and I'm deeply grateful for this incredible opportunity. #GrandOleOpry #Opry100 @opry

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

I'm counting this as a National Championship, also. Geaux Tigers!

[CWS Jello Shot Challenge @CWSShotBoard]

YOUR FINAL JELLO SHOT CHALLENGE UPDATE!!! @LSUbaseball you own the top two spots all time and you are the first repeat champion. Every shot matters, every fan matters, every new friend we've made matters. Y'all are built for glory, for greatness, for Jelleaux and we love you!

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

On to the next adventure!

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

What is a motorcycle made of?

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

Thank you for all the messages regarding the @ACMawards nomination. I am honored, and I am grateful for each of you. This was one of my favorite messages from today. Sometimes, typos are more true than the intended words...

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@dustyslay wants to get rid of daylight saving 🤣 #FallonTonight #StandUp

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

I'm honestly shocked and humble by this. Thank you to everyone who made this possible, especially all the people who listened and called into the show. Congratulations to all the other nominees!

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

"Hello, Patrick!"
It's always nice when a friend says hello. It's amazing when they say it in the middle of a song in front of over 15000 people.
I freaking love @codyjohnson !

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

It should have been @LilTunechi and he just proved it.

Y'all know I'm right.

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

We had a great time with @stephnthecity & @LauraSchweiz on @LocalOn2Live today on @WKRN

Get tickets to the show at
https://t.co/G4tywpdYU6

https://t.co/7sxtZ1wKYR

[Patrick Thomas @RadioPatrick]

So excited to see @realaaronweber on @FallonTonight !