Alexandra McDonald

what the flip is up ?

[Alexandra McDonald @Radio_brain_]

The Ultimate JUNO Awards Experience #giveaway #win https://t.co/cVEKomPysX

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me: dave and i go way back. we served together for 8 years

her: oh wow. army? navy?

me: olive garden

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

BREAKING UPDATE: Derek Chauvin has now been charged with third degree murder and manslaughter.

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Back on my gay shit

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

I grew up watching Monty Python. I wouldn't be funny if it weren't for Monty Python, and I'm not even very funny so just imagine how much more annoying this could have all turned out. Terry Jones made something that teaches you how to be funny. Show Monty Python to your kids.

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

I think it's Nigel.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

reminder that no dick is worth watching him play fifa with his roommates for 3 hours

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[Alexandra McDonald @Radio_brain_]

https://t.co/BzLgqshpcW

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

[Kālī Auset @tesuailak]

People who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient. 😊

[Meg @meghasleg]

Love this guy.

[wilson @MediumWilly]

My brain: JFC means Jesus Fucking Christ

Me: Jentucky Fried Chicken

[💫 pro abortion anti cop 💫 @queenozymandias]

My uncle on my Italian side got one of the DNA tests done and it turns out they're not Italian and everyone in my family is having a mental breakdown

[Alexandra McDonald @Radio_brain_]

Hahahahahahaimsolonelyhahahahahaha

[Alexandra McDonald @Radio_brain_]

Wanna win tickets to see Dan Mangan at the Vogue theatre?
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