Ray Radlein

THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR... NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE... NOTHING VALUED IS HERE. WHAT IS HERE IS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Okay, then. For my 250,000th tweet, an outtake from the glamorous photo session that yielded my imposing profile pic:

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Faraday in the picture window yesterday

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Luna on the window seat yesterday

[Belle & Sebastian @bellesglasgow]

"Judy and the Dream of Horses," the closing track on 'If You're Feeling Sinister,' live at Øya Festival in 2015.

[CYPRESSALESH @cypressalesh]

Muscle back is the outfit

[lasagnyaaa ☀️ @nyaaaaati]

Omg

[Kitty-Bit Games & Cosplay~ @kitty_bit_games]

Thank you for voting
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[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

No, YOU stayed up until dawn watching election returns when you had a dental appointment to get up for

[chompy gigante 🎃💜 #caitvi @omgchomp]

I can fix it!! 🔨

[Chris La Puma🌲 @ChrisLaPuma]

This is not an outlier. There are now 7 NWSL teams that average higher home attendance than one or more MLS teams, and Gotham and Boston are close. And the Thorns’ average now exceeds that of 6 men’s clubs.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

One day you might find yourself, at nearly 40 years old, wondering if you should buy a weighted Spyro plushie. And I’m here to tell you that you should

[Will Helms @whelms21]

He'd also average more yards per game than last year's Heisman winner and have over 2,000 career rushing yards.

More importantly, he's 3-7 as the starter in that bad stretch and 14-8 without Shula as OC.

[Will Helms @whelms21]

Silly exercise: Let's pretend LaNorris Sellers played to his career, non-Shula averages under Shula (or pretend he never had Shula).

At this point (31 career games), he'd be:

1st in at SC in total TDs, further from Shaw than Shaw is from 5th
1st in total O
2nd in passing TDs

[Will Helms @whelms21]

On a per-game basis, that's a difference of:

- 87 yards
- 1.4 TDs
- 1.2 sacks
- 2.2 yards per play

Over a large sample size. A few big-picture takeaways below:

[Will Helms @whelms21]

Per-game averages:

W/ Shula: 40.3 touches, 213.3 total yards, 5.2 ypt, 1.2 TDs, 3.8 sacks

W/O Shula: 40.6 touches, 300.3 total yards, 7.4 ypt, 2.6 TDs, 2.6 sacks

[Will Helms @whelms21]

W/O Mike Shula as OC (21.75 games):

Passing: 382-594 (64.3%), 5,110 yards, 41 TDs, 17 INTs, 8.6 ypa, 102.8 NFL passer rating, 56 sacks

Rushing (w/ sacks): 290 attempts, 1,421 yards, 16 TDs, 4.9 ypa

[Will Helms @whelms21]

With Mike Shula as OC (9.25 games):

Passing: 148-245 (60.4%), 1,796 yards, 8 TDs, 5 INTs, 7.3 ypa, 85.3 NFL Passer Rating, 35 sacks

Rushing (Includes Sacks): 128 attempts, 177 yards, 1.38 ypa, 3 TDs

[Will Helms @whelms21]

I've procrastinated on real work to look at this. It's time to have the LaNorris Sellers conversation.

LaNorris Sellers with and without Mike Shula:

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Saw where the Pacers ALMOST beat the Hawks today despite dressing out only SIX players (one of whom cramped out of the game late, leaving them with NO bench subs at the end)

And I remember, back in '81 or '82, watching @GamecockWBB WIN AN NCAA TOURNAMENT GAME dressing only 6

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Wait there's one of those UGH MAN-BOOST YOUR MAN-NESS, MEN companies called PARTICLEMEN?!

PARTICLE MEN?!

Isn't that already @TMBG's merch arm's name?

John and John should start a competitor named TRIANGLEMEN and put them out of business

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

You can see they did a GREAT job on their costumes!

[Ray Radlein @Radlein]

Over on Bluesky, Will Frank identified these costumes for me: They're a pair of antipiracy PSA mascots from TOEI for a campaign to stop pirates from camming movies on theater screens.

They're basically shown before every movie in theaters

https://t.co/HWOQyztujm