Radnor Police

keeping the good citizens of radnor updated on crime alerts for the mean streets of the main line (not actually affiliated with radnor pd)

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Working on Christmas #thissucks

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I could do 30 to life if anybody smelled the fart I let out in this squad car #hotfarts #postjoesproblems

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Just found an empty bag of munchies, ranch bugles, and 2 blunt roaches at the willows... Still warm #suspectsstillatlarge

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Finally got a day of, but the real question is will the township of radnor survive a day without my speeding tickets? #youbethejudge

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If they build a new dunkin donuts in radnor I'm gunna need to get one of those seat belt extenders from united airlines #radnorcopproblems

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Get money fuck bitches #radnorpopopride #stacksonstacks!!!!

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Not a single DUI from the Crowley Christmas party this year... Way to go citizens!!! #proudofyou

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Don't worry citizens of little Israel (ithan area) I got a hot lead on the menorah bandit... Bringing down the Hebrew hammer of justice!!!

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Whoever keeps blowing out the menorah at the Rosenstein house every night please stop #radnorcopproblems

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All I want for Christmas is a real crime to solve #HugeSVUfan #comeonsanta

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Feeling the Christmas spirit... Only going to give out 25 speeding tickets today #yourwelcome #protecting&serving

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I can always count on a high school x-mas sweater party to get my new cheesy sweater for the year #nounderageforsweater #columbianexchange

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@VUCoachJWright caught one of your boys underage drinking last weekend gave him a free pass... Your welcome #GOWILDCATS!!!

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Attention great citizens of radnor I have been chosen to cameo in the film super troopers 2 as officer Farva's brother #hollywood #$tacks

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These girls may have nice bodies, but they could never direct traffic at the high school after school #I'mnoherotweets

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Another tough night for the birds

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Honestly dotty definitely put exlax in my coffee this morning #hotfarts

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Fun fact: if I stop you at a DUI check point and you can shotgun a beer faster than me I will let you go. #butyouhavetoaskfirst

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Dispatch this is officer Farva we got a code 63 I repeat code 63 just sharted in my cruiser #postjoesproblems

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I had a nickel for every minute I was parked outside wawa I'd have as much money as the powerball winner #stillmakin6figures #radnorrich