Ozian🌈

Pfannee's Boyfriend • Shiz Student • Demon Hunter • Lion Tamer

[Ozian🌈 @radplasm]

People are so fake that the struggle is the only thing that manages to stay real.

[𓂃 *ꫂ ོ𓂃 @auroraakiss]

Gothic emojis.
I want this. 🖤

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

A lot of people don’t actually want freedom of expression. They just want freedom from consequences for being terrible people.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

And yes, I use a wall calendar. I'm old and it helps me remember when I'm supposed to go to work and other stupid things.

[LISA🦋 @LISA4drill]

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

[عَلِي @THAT_resistGUY]

People liking matcha must've been cows in their previous life.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

Every book of the Bible in a single phrase:

Genesis - The people of God
Exodus - The exit of God’s people
Leviticus - The priests of God
Numbers - The wandering of God’s people
Deuteronomy - The second law of God
Joshua - The advancement of God’s nation
Judges - The deterioration of God’s nation
Ruth - The preservation of God’s line
I and II Samuel - The choosing of God’s king
I and II Kings - The history of God’s kings and the people’s kings
I and II Chronicles - An alternate history of God’s kings and the people’s kings
Ezra - God’s law and temple restored
Nehemiah - God’s city rebuilt
Esther - God’s nation preserved
Job - God’s wisdom on suffering
Psalms - God’s wisdom on worship
Proverbs - God’s wisdom
Ecclesiastes - God’s wisdom on emptiness
Song of Solomon - God’s wisdom on sexuality
Isaiah - God’s prophet of redemption
Jeremiah - God’s prophet of repentance
Lamentations - God’s prophet weeps as God’s city burns
Ezekiel - God’s prophet of return
Daniel - God’s prophet of revelation
Hosea - Israel and God’s mercy
Joel - Israel and God’s judgment
Amos - Israel and God’s rebuke
Obadiah - Israel and God’s enemies
Jonah - Israel and God’s grace
Micah - Israel and God’s uniqueness
Nahum - Israel and God’s anger
Habakkuk - Israel and God’s presence
Zephaniah - Israel and God’s redemption
Haggai - Israel and God’s house
Zechariah - Israel and God’s visions
Malachi - Israel and God’s money

Matthew - Jesus is the fulfillment
Mark - Jesus is the victor
Luke - Jesus our brother
John - Jesus is God
Acts - Jesus’ church begins and overcomes
Romans - Jesus’ Church Victorious over ignorance
I Corinthians - Jesus’ Church Victorious over sin
II Corinthians - Jesus’ Church Victorious over Attackers
Galatians - Jesus’ Church victorious over legalism
Ephesians - Jesus’ Church victorious through Jesus, Himself
Philippians - Jesus’ Church victorious over selfishness
Colossians - Jesus’ Church victorious over heresy
I Thessalonians - Jesus’ Church Victorious through persecution to the End
II Thessalonians - Jesus’ church victorious through deliverance from evil
I Timothy - God’s pastors and leading well
II Timothy - God’s pastors and suffering well
Titus - God’s pastors and teaching well
Philemon - God’s righteous restoration
Hebrews - Jesus followers hold him over everything in faith
James - Jesus followers and righteous living
I Peter - Jesus followers and holiness during suffering
II Peter - Jesus followers and knowledge leading to righteousness
I John - Jesus followers and knowing that you are saved
II John - Jesus followers and overcoming false teaching
III John - Jesus followers and living in love
Jude - Jesus followers and persevering to the end
Revelation - Jesus comes back and wins in the end

[Ozian🌈 @radplasm]

"Annoying" in Latin is WHAT NOW??!😭😭💔

[☁️ @gardenofcolours]

autumn emojis 🍂🧸

[Lizzie @fieldporc3lain]

This is how i flirt with straight men

[GaryD20 Games @GaryD20Games]

The audacity! 🏥😈

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone I want in my life.

[Allyssa ❀ @godliviagodrigo]

vmas still mad asfc she broke their camera

[Retrolover#1 @Greenonefan]

No friend group should have a "punching bag" guy

[Puflito @Puflito___]

En el año 1865, San Juan Bosco soñó que había un hombre alto, de color negro y con cuernos, que tenía en su mano "una linterna mágica" con la cual entretenía a los jóvenes

A través de esa "linterna mágica", los jóvenes podían ver cosas divertidas, partidos de fútbol que se habían perdido, pueblos lejanos, libros, familiares, amigos, vacaciones que habían tenido, dinero que les debían, y hasta "escenas pecaminosas", entre otras cosas

Don Bosco relató que este dispositivo los entretenía tanto que alejaba a estos jóvenes de los sacramentos, especialmente de la comunión

Este texto se encuentra bien documentado y disponible para el que quiera leerlo, en G. B. Lemoyne, Memorie Biografiche di San Giovanni Bosco, vol. VIII, p. 110.

[Christian Memes and Puns @ChristianPunsOG]

Just so we're clear 😉

[That Catholic Guy 🇻🇦 @Catholic_bro]

This is the way