LISA🦋

JUST A LOVER GIRL.

[xxxl @bitchonx01]

God, bless me with $100M

[Big Mike🦍 @Mikedeyforyou1]

I see little kids playing and having fun smiling if only they know what’s waiting for them at the front💔

[Travis Wealth @WealthTrav39470]

E fit boom e fit cut.

[𐕣 @Gottalovechaze]

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[zayden @pemilo123]

Being neurodivergent means you unlock any skill if you can visualise it.

[Babalola Ezekiel @BabalolaEz4566]

God has kept me through things I didn’t even know I needed protection from.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Nobody wants to admit it, but we survived just fine with Google and common sense 😭

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

The way I take off my headphones because I swear someone just called my name… nobody did 😭

[La𐌌Aʀ⭒ @HEISLAMARR]

Some people fall in love with a memory of their partner and get furious at the real one for not matching it.

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My mother-in-law invited me to dinner and handed me a divorce settlement.
I laughed because my husband and I were happily married.
She didn't laugh.
She said, “Read it.”
The document was already signed by my husband.
I called him.
He answered immediately.
I asked, “Did you sign this?”
Silence.
Then he said,
“Where are you?”
I told him.
He whispered,
“Don't leave that house.”

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Did I miss anything??? Or there’s more ??

[Miles @_14miles]

There’s something insanely attractive about someone who makes you feel wanted without making you question where you stand with them.

[Deshiknoor @deshi_knoor]

Shit don't make sense to folks who don't get it. Stay on ya grind, don't let nun slow you up.

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

I know some of these boutique barbershops are pricy.....but $50 just to LOOK at your hair? For real?

Almost $200 for a cut?

[RICHARD @Your_richhomie]

No one will ever know the violence it took to become this gentle.

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

i’m never blaming introverts for always staying indoors again cause why will I leave my home to just go out and there’s an elder person saying different type of shii I’m not interested in so I gotta fake smile my stay there

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

the way a bitch treats ppl she doesn’t need says more than how sweet she is to u.

[Otis @brianxotis]

we have to accept that some ppl are messed up, and it’s not our job to fix them.

[𝒥𝒢 ☆࿐ @JanuaryGirl0]

The British burned Washington, D.C. in 1812, destroying the original Library of Congress collection and looting government property.

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

“We shouldn’t ruin these young men’s lives over mistakes they made before their frontal lobes fully developed”

You know what ruined my life before my frontal lobe was fully developed?

You wanna take a guess?