Joane ♡

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

Bitch, you're just as useful as a red light on Grand Theft Auto.

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka??

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Ho Workshop

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

Now that Fall is here, do you think all the girls with duck-faces will fly south for the winter?

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize That i wasted a lot of time on people who didn't care about me

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

Romney can't even name 3 ramen noodle flavors, he don't know the struggle.

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

"I need a boyfriend" No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty .

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

That nigga Mr. Krabs needs to go on Maury and get a DNA test for Pearl. #DontStartMeOff

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

#WaysToGetShot Scream "Nigger" in the hood

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Okay, never mind... I hate you.

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

This bitch tweeted "Brb Gonna Take A Shower" 2minutes later "Back" ...GET YO NASTY ASS BACK IN THAT SHOWER!

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

Why did Kanye make a song dissing gold-diggers, only to go and date one?

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

What if Kanye West interrupted the Presidental debate..

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

Guys be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports & wear Jordan's. Sounds like you want a boyfriend.

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

M.O.N.E.Y. "M"akes "O"ther "N"iggas "E"nvy "Y"ou!!

[Joane ♡ @RaeAlvaradouyq]

YOCO = You Only Cute Online