Rachael Car Rohr

A sleepy woman • Writer • she/her •🌲☕📖 • 🇺🇸🇮🇹

[Rachael Car Rohr @RaeCarmichael_]

@MarcioFMCouto @PresidentToguro Wait until you hear about comedy movies and SNL my guy

[So Far So Good @SoFarSoGoodShow]

Thoughts on Ice Skater Ken? 🕺🏼 Check out the Top 10 Ken Dolls now! https://t.co/DwYs0jzjRx

[J.S. Park 박준 @jsparkblog]

I’ve been a hospital chaplain now for eight years at hundreds of deathbeds. I want to tell you something I’ve witnessed.

Most people, at the end, realize they’ve spent a lot of their life hiding. Sometimes by choice, or because they could not safely choose to be themselves. ➡️

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Even in death we cannot escape sexual objectification by men

[Victoria 🎀 @EuphoriTori]

it’s utterly insane the shit straight people get away with that LGBT folks would be dogpiled for

[Rachael Car Rohr @RaeCarmichael_]

@soroshelahi @atRachelGilmore @DrewAfualo Alright Ahmad with the ugly haircut, women love Shrek so stfu

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

cows from harvest moon

[So Far So Good @SoFarSoGoodShow]

Shia LaBeouf in every transformers movie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Paramore's Hayley Williams tells fans they’re “dead to her” if they vote for Ron DeSantis:

“I’ll be happy to tell you I’m very fucking comfortable talking politics. If you vote for Ron DeSantis, you’re fucking dead to me. Is that comfortable enough for anyone?”

[bonky @shesbonky]

In honor of stupid Christians pretending that women's leggings are too revealing, each day I will be posting a photo of a man, exercising in almost nothing, in public spaces.

Pt. 1:

[Fossil Daddy @Fossildaddy]

Mystery solved

[So Far So Good @SoFarSoGoodShow]

Basically every episode of Antiques Roadshow...

Click the link below to watch our newest sketch!
👉 https://t.co/6rh1G4TCi5 👈

[Lottie Cult Propagandist @shaunasforestbb]

@FilmUpdates The groan I just let out. I'm BEGGING Hollywood to get new ideas

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Payton Washington is in the ICU after she was shot for getting in the wrong car in Texas

Kaylin Gillis was shot to death for driving into the wrong driveway in New York

Ralph Yarl was shot in the head for ringing the doorbell at the wrong house in Missouri

It’s the guns

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

I just got the go-ahead from Nintendo, so I can FINALLY announce my absolute pleasure to be voicing Ganondorf in the Legend of #Zelda : #TearsoftheKingdom.

An immense honor that I have thrown myself into doing justice.

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

I can tell Dylan Mulvaney is a real woman because she's getting body shamed in a way every woman will instantly recognize

[Rachael Car Rohr @RaeCarmichael_]

@MsCarriggofreal Ma’am, disrespectfully, no one wants to see your face in any capacity.

[So Far So Good @SoFarSoGoodShow]

Does the new Super Mario Bros. Movie live up to the hype, or did these plumbers clog the toilet with their poopy movie? Find out on this new episode of "The Angry Movie Critic with a Gun!" https://t.co/RcpuXCJVqG

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

There is no "gun debate," there's just people who don't want kids to get massacred and people who are fine with kids getting massacred