☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️

I'm just a middle aged dirtbag, baby.

[timberket @timberket]

dirty baaaaabe you see these shackles baby i'm your slave

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Nothing like going to a gas station south of Southfield and getting told you’re beautiful at 6am.

Thanks for the confidence boost.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Something about having a clean car inside and out, it being 48 out and sunny makes me not want to work.

😏😏

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Anybody else’s baby hate structured carriers.

Like am I hurting her legs..
Is it so un-comfy…

Anyway Willow hates a structured carrier at the moment.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

KT thought the main guy (Snow) in the new hunger games movie was Haymitch the whole time (duh they both have blonde hair) and stated AFTER the 3 hour movie, “Wow he didn’t drink the whole time I thought he was an alcoholic.”

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Starting my car from my phone is honestly the biggest flex I didn’t know I needed to have.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Being able to turn your car on thru an app is honestly equally supreme and bougie.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

When my massagers sync up vibration noises when I’m pumping it makes a part of my brain melt a little.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Why am I so upset at this dramatized audible book right now…

I miss the quiet background I think..

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

I ate the most indulgent concoction last night for dessert and with two bites left I had the thought of holy shit I better not be getting my period.

Here’s to hoping I can last a little longer period free in my breast feeding journey. 🤞🏼

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Going back to work just when it gets dark at 6:30pm is not gonna be great for my potential seasonal depression.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Here’s to being 32 and needing a heating pad for the household.

Only because I threw my back out putting pants on yesterday.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

I avoid Taylor Swift at all cost on Tikitok/Social Media so she doesn’t pop up on my fyp and I was so happy her tour was over..

Now I have to deal with seeing her because of Travis Kelce and sports.

😒😒

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

The struggle of being big chested and making sure your baby can breath during a contact nap.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Not our pediatrician semi making a 9/11 joke during our visit today….

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

I was prepped for the breastfeeding/pumping BO but I was not ready for the actual BO.

#yagurlisstinky

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

How long after you give birth should wait to schedule a tattoo session…

Been itching for 9 months.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Hoped for a Virgo but got a Leo with a bunch of Taurus placements.

Good exchange in my book. Baby Girl is gonna be out here neutral and balanced.

[☠️ Rachel Jurek ☠️ @RaeJurek]

Pregnancy brain is real.

I deep cleaned my car and drove away.
Only to realize I just left my car mats at the car wash!!

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

can’t stop thinking about that time michael cera bet all of his jeopardy winnings on ‘what seabiscuit’

(the answer was the handmaid’s tale)