Rachel Miller

wifey and BFF to my cutie husband 💍momma to sweet Leo James and Rose Jeannette 🤱🏼

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Last night when I told my mother in law that we were thinking about having a fire and sleeping over, she teared up and said I have goosebumps, that’d make me so happy 🥹 we don’t deserve her 💚

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Why does my son look 2 years older every time we cut his hair? 😭😭

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Was I having a hard parent day and decided bath time would make the night move a little quicker? Yes!
Did my daughter make it not that simple by shitting in the tub? Also yes 🙃

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

My baby is turning 2 this week and I am absolutely not ok 😭😭

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

My son just said “mom did you know I’m obsessed with Arthur?” My PBS kids heart is exploding with joy rn 💜🥹

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Me thinking I’m going to get one night home alone while Joe takes the kids with his family to a funeral
My son and his 103 fever: think again hoe 🙃

[Jenni @hashjenni]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Did my son wake up at 2 come to my and then stay up until 6? Yup! Did he fall asleep the moment we went to the couch and turned on Spider-Man? Yup!
Did my daughter wake up the second my son closed his eyes? Also yup! 🙃😴 send prayers and coffee please!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Them : do alcoholics run in your family

Me : no they drive

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Leo brought home his first Christmas present he made us at school, I’m not ok 😭😭😭

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Got a much needed night away with my mans. 24 hours feels like 48 without kiddos and we were unsure what to do with all the personal space, lack of noise, ability to walk around without stepping on a Lego 😂

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Just handed my husband a scissors and asked him to cut 3 inches off my hair. If that isn’t the max amount of trust, idk what is.

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Someone tell me I don’t need all the Taylor swift Christmas ornaments from the merch site!
No one?
Okay! 🥰

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Unsolicited mom advice of the day: take your children to MiMi’s so you can go home and finally listen to 1989 TV.

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Don’t have kids if you can’t handle asking an 18 month old for permission to watch your own tv and Netflix 😅

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

Leos favorite movies change each week. This weeks: Sharkboy and Lavagirl and Spy Kids 3. The nostalgia going on in my house 🥹

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

My husband took my daughter to the grocery store this morning everyone thought he was a damn hero. Where’s my medal for the trips I take with both kids 🙄

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

“I just got f**ked up and died” -my 4 year old playing Mario Kart 🤦🏼‍♀️😳

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

I really can’t wrap my head around the fact that I only have one toddler now not two, like that older one really is just a regular kid now 😭😭

[Rachel Miller @RaeMillz96]

“Mom let’s just go watch Taylor Swift videos on the tv” -the best son ever 🥹