eel stan account

some jester!

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

weirdest part of adult life is your parents having a new dog that you don't even really know like that

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

call me a slumberjack the way I fell a sleep

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

spotting an open bag of doritos on the drinks table mid Auld Lang Syne

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

2026 year of Ann Lee

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

stumbling into my kitchen moments after waking up at 2pm on january 1st

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

SORRY to have an opinion on wicked but it is the correct one

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

has enough time passed to say that building gorgeous bright colorful sets and then lighting and coloring them ugly and dull is actually one of the only genuinely interesting and effective thematic choices the wicked movies made

[burke @burkeistired]

"seal emo" only consists of the ca coastal mudcore scene and the late 90's swimming scene. what is known by "midwest seal-mo" is nothing but oceanic rock with questionable seal emo influence. when porpoises try to argue

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

stayed on the bus an extra stop just to feel its warm embrace a moment longer

[HarryHew @harryhew]

In honor of Taylor Swift announcing a new album, I'd like to share this hopeful quote from Bob Dylan that inspires me every day

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

my most strongly held Feminist Opinion is that as a man you can never everrr call a women a bitch but you CAN call her a cunt if she low key is one

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

my soulmate isn't on hinge he's at every coffee shop in brooklyn with his other better soulmate who isn't me

[Jazz ❤️‍🔥 @bobdylanlover63]

“Mice” has gotta be one of the best plural forms of any word ever. Some guy, the oppenheimer of English conjugation, saw a group of mouses and said watch what I’m a bout to do.

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

today I walked a full marathon around brooklyn and it was so lovely I had so much fun but I knew the entire time that it wasn't something I'd have needed to do if I were in love

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

No I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Barista: And what’s a good name to put on the cup?

Me: The Barista Strangler

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

what if instead of Austin Powers his name was Boston Powers and he was from Massachusetts

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

everyone processes breakups differently for example i

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

everyone processes breakups differently for example I have been running full speed into brick walls 3-5 times a day

[eel stan account @RaeOfSunBell]

couldn't thank the crossing guard bc I lost my voice .. I should be shot like a dog