Rae

Uncut and raw!

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

@SouthwestAir flight got delayed Monday. Had to extend rental and hotel. Made it home Tuesday evening without my luggage. Pack and play and other needed items like breast pump we had to go without for the evening/day. Delivery or voucher not both. Come on.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

These Valentine stories are proving that girl’s math is a lot like bro science. Shit ain’t adding up.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Venmo remembers people I don’t even remember meeting. The algorithm runs deep.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Whoever came up with “love thy neighbor” clearly never lived in an apartment complex.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Please stop thanking people for coming to your Ted talk that we didn’t come to.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Cute mask is the ultimate 2020 compliment.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

I am 20 minutes into the first episode of "where's Richard?" And I am genuinely concerned about where Richard simmions is.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

I'll plan a whole vacation based around a good wall mural.

[Jaida Dreyer @jaidadreyer]

If you don't have a 10ft long iPhone charger cord you're not living your best life.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

The day when everyone decides they are Irish.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Wandering man - Jamestown Revival

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

My peanut butter chocolate cake with Kool-aid

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Dearly departed - shakey graves

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

I gave a girl a chili bowl and a guy a shag in between the usual Macklemore. #hairlingo #haircuts

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Just say no to prisma.

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

@Megasoris I didn't even correct her, because it was so dumb. I am like 👌 you clearly have no clue. So whatever I give you will be great!

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Homegirl wanted three layers in her hair. 👌

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

Emergency contact status.

[Jelisa Castrodale @gordonshumway]

I almost dropped my phone in the toilet just now, which would've been awful because how would I even Snapchat that?

[Rae @RaeTweeterAnne]

You can't steal free wifi.