Rae

[𝕭𝖔𝖑𝖆⚓ @Abdvlhafiz_]

This boy looked so defeated.. This is sad to watch really.

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

If anybody is secretly in love with me now is the perfect time for them to let me know

[Moon @jrmymoon]

I’m sorry for laughing but when the lifeguard jumped in and stood up shdjsdhsjdsnfjsd

[PK HUMBLE @_pkhumble]

Anyone that post “thank you for the birthday wishes I’ll get back to everyone” is a nincompoop 🤣🤣

[ROYALE @royalepains]

I hate a “SO TELL ME ABOUT A TIME” ass interview 😂man LOOK y’all need help or not bitch

[Tami ✨ @tbamz97]

The ratio of 5 working days to 2 weekend days needs to be reviewed. Please.

[HER. @softlfegirl]

Lmao somebody said “I do dumb shit like check my emails in the club” like no fr 😭

[Lydia Dinga @lydiadinga]

It takes me roughly 3-6 business days to reply to WhatsApp messages.

[Lateef 🙃 @LateefSaka]

And if it goes wrong, three weeks later all their tweets have full stops.

[c🙂‍↕️ @LXRE__]

So, let’s recap:

-SARS is back
-Sanwo said we should roll up our windows so they don’t rob us
-Buhari said we are misbehaving thats why there are no jobs
-the ban on Twitter is something to laugh about
-naira keeps losing value
-poverty rate at all time high.

Very good

[Anarchy, MSc @_LeonieMills]

Do you know what is wild. Speaking to middle aged white people (40/50s) who talk about growing up in “Africa” unprovoked.

Like now I know your daddy was a colonial administrator 😭

And they say it with such pride

“Oh you’re Ghanaian, I grew up in Kenya”

[Coach C. 🏋🏾 @Mr__Lawson]

My job sent me a cup and a pack of mints to thank me for my 5 years…I’m on Indeed as we speak

[Reece Wabara @ReeceWabara]

You get rich by being comfortable appearing broke temporarily

You get smart by being comfortable appearing stupid temporarily

Ego kills progress.

[Tami ✨ @tbamz97]

Why isn’t Christmas a public holiday in UAE? Come on looool

[Seun @sheisjei]

To think once upon a time I was just out in the streets with no SPF?

[Queen Preshiii @preshdeyforyou]

i love when someone educates me on a topic i don't know about without making me feel dumb

[Jacob Canfield @JacobCanfield]

LMAO... I just found $1 million in an old account of mine.

FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I bought $THETA when it first launched on Gate and forgot all about it!

LFG