Rae

Throw sass around like confetti ✨
UMKC Alumni
Empowering Women 💪🏼

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

@MortonAmpKC lawn seating is a joke... packed in like sardines... stuck with kids next to me smoking... not worth the cheaper ticket price... especially when a beverage is $25.

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

@McDonalds needs to step it up and offer a pup cone or little ice cream for dogs! #getonboard

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

@Coach_Sparks wow the wife approved of you getting a motorcycle! I'm shocked haha

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Another horrible experience with @DoorDash! How hard is it to deliver food to the right house...

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Feeling victimized by mosquitoes this year?! 🙋🏼‍♀️ miracle oil is here to say the day. DM me for more details #pureromance

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women, who have her back #empoweringwomen

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Looking to host a fun Ladies Night In, Birthday Party, or even a Bachelorette Party?! Host it with me! PM me for details! #pureromanceconsultant #ladiesnight

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

The Vice President is in town and I could care less. I just wanted to be able to go home over my lunch break but that’s not a choice because he has all of KC blocked 😒😒

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

@McDonalds you owe me a Dr Pepper! There is nothing worse than ordering a large Dr Pepper and driving away to find out they gave you Diet Coke... :( super disappointed

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Sad moment when you remember you used your emergency stash of cat litter in your car 🙀

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

I’m proud to be boring! If you can’t handle me when I feel like being lame then you don’t deserve me at all 💁🏼‍♀️

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

When you go into your bank account hoping to see your tax return and instead see rent was taken out 😭😭 #paydayineedyou

[Funko @Funko]

RT & follow @funko for the chance to win a @Walmart exclusive glow-in-the-dark Black Panther Pop! #BlackPanther

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

This little boy was so excited to be going to see the Jumanji movie today and as he walked away he said “I hope it has the F word” 😂

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Amazon is always here for me when I can’t sleep 😍

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Lies... https://t.co/YTqGH3UTLt

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

1 in 6 millennials now have savings of $100,000 or more, according to a new Bank of America survey.

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Drank too much caffeine today, now I get to lay here and stare at the ceiling 😒 #nosleep

[Rae @Rae_Swanson]

Well my phone took a bath of shame in a public toilet yesterday...even after sanitizing I’m grossed out using it 😞

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

How is it 2018 and we have to warn people to not eat laundry detergent? OK, here goes... Kids, don't eat laundry detergent. Also, don't smoke meth. https://t.co/QoiB698W0L