Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️

Walking entity of sass

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"Well, I've made it to 37. Now Im gonna go jump off a bridge and hope for the best."

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Me: Nobody is doing anything for my birthday.

Also me: Yikes, people are doing too much for my birthday.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"Ugh. My stomach hurts."
"Probably because you had Coke and Lays for breakfast."

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"Google Gemini is a pain in my ass."

*Partners with BTS*

"Can't wait to use Google Gemini more!"

I fear I am a sheep.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Did I spend the last 20 minutes of my work day trying to download a YouTube video just to make an 8 second clip of Hobi "recreating" the Ghost pottery scene with RM?

Yes. Because that clip is the type of serotonin boost I need on an immediate basis.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Listen, if my kid is happy dragging around the iced tea maker, then he can drag around the iced tea maker.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Me: "Do you think BTS flew over our house on the way to New York today?"
Clark: "That's a dumb question."
Me: "Yeah, it was."
Me: ".....But do you think?"
😆😆Midnight thoughts

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Grammys: Here's a whole category for Asian artists.

BTS: Nah.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Bare chested Jimin at 8:10am. My whole day is ruined.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Hospital water must be like triple filtered, because this shit slaps.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"Ashley is soft spoken."

Yeah, because you all never care when I talk or let me get a word in, so I just don't around you guys!

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

My thoughts on Jung Kook 98% of the time: What a small, 29 year old child. I would protect him from all evils in this world. How do people sexualize him? What a precious, innocent little baby.

"Seven" plays: I bet he would, and I'd let him.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

I always thought the Arirang cover photo was a little awkward, but now that I know the meaning behind it, I'm obsessed.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

How's work going, Ashley?

Oh, pretty good. Working on the newsletter, editing the magazine, contacting members for W&B survey, watching the BTS Christmas Carol Medley from a 2019 music festival. All normal things.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Update: CLARK FOUND ONE ON EBAY AND BOUGHT IT FOR ME 😭😭 He's the best husband🥰

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Emotions are weird because how do I explain I'm not sobbing because I realized I threw away the j-hope McDonald's toy I got before I knew BTS would consume my life, but that was the catalyst that opened the waterworks and I'm upset about life, work, Horton, medical debt etc?!

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"I'm going to the bedroom. I no longer want to be."
"Be what?"
"Yes."

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Clark once told me that j-hope from BTS did look cool if "you're into the whole Korean vampire thing" and once again I have found that, yes, I indeed am.

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

"Yeah right. You're the golden child. You wouldn't get blamed for anything."
"Wait, I am the youngest of the group. I am the Golden Maknae. I am Jungkook."

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

Closely followed by the also popular "Stop buying BTS Oreos". #theyresogood #stockingup

[Ashley Rae 🧞‍♀️ @RaebyBaeby]

I need to repeat my new mantra over and over "I do not need another Arirang album". #butidonthavethedeluxeversion