Raena Matz

Stay sassy

[Raena Matz @RaenaMatz]

@AliceClimbers In-N-Out is soo overrated, it does not belong in S

[Alice 🎃👻 @AliceClimbers]

sorry I'm late, I sat down in the middle of getting ready and stared at the wall for 20 minutes

[Raena Matz @RaenaMatz]

what

[🦂 @pbandjilliii]

honestly I blame my stomach issues on the jackasses who started the rumor that you could chew gum IN the wrapper to be cool and better for the environment

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been working through a global pandemic which people refer to in the past tense now even though it is still definitely happening

[Raena Matz @RaenaMatz]

@lissackk @katklinee Maybe it’s the Catholic guilt, but I feel so shitty thinking negative thoughts. Couldn’t imagine saying them aloud and laughing abt it

[CEO of Jerking Off @fwenchman]

One time a teacher told me that my Twitter could hurt me if I wanted to run for president. Sir, I'm a chubby bisexual pothead with no filter who doesn't believe in god. My Twitter has nothing to do with my losing the theoretical presidency

[Raena Matz @RaenaMatz]

@chriscuomoluvr https://t.co/aa0zELZ0WC and w his banjo 🥵🥵

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why when Jesus talks about feeding the poor, it’s christianity. But when a politician talks about feeding the poor, it’s socialism?

[nat @dunstz]

happy international womens day to black trans women🤍

[Snarky Sewist 🇺🇦👩🏾‍🦽💨 @ThatsJustGroce]

Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

it’s always “free britney” and never “abolish psychiatric conservatorships”

[runaround sue @olivialhanna]

An iCarly drinking game but you take a shot every time a main character is wearing two shirts for no reason

[cottage whore @DanaofVenus]

Every time someone who bullied me in high school gets pregnant, I get hotter

[M @bellemichellle]

That “Eat the Rich” slogan got society mad at the wrong people. We’re talking about corporations, not your neighbor that finally saved enough to get BMW. For fucks sake.