a fat pancake 😋

I play video games, eat a lot of chocolate and drink too much beer.🖖

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

I get the weirdest fucking complaints at my bar I swear to god.

Exhibit a: a man saw me having a debate about food places with my regulars and got jealous I wasn’t interrupting them enough to talk to him.

Exhibit b: a man complained I poured him “too much” beer”

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

I don't know what Ubisoft did to the thirty French developers but FUCK dude just drive the knife into my heart fifty times in one game goddamn #Expedition33

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

My sister and I usually keep our lives pretty separate and don’t talk to each others friends

Until there’s a new book, then there’s usually a group chat 😂☠️

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Also woo we did cute Christmas couple shit 🥰

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Also wow I have not tweeted in an age

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Shout out Michael, our work schedules are not lining up, it’s been virtually impossible to spend any sort of time together lately outside of the week we spent in bed trying not to die 😅 but he’s still tryna do little things to love on me

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Hitting my second anniversary after going through multiple toxic relationships and assuming I didn’t deserve more than what I was getting is quite a moment, man’s is literally my everything and I’m so glad we took a chance on dating 🥺🥰

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

#atthecoliseum

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

This weekend felt like it took a month to get through Jesus 😅

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

It’s honestly the cutest thing he tries so hard to be so involved with them, especially making sure the boys see him and Steven have a good relationship too and honestly I couldn’t be more thankful 🥰🥲

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Michael went from “oh my god I never dealt with kids what do I do with them what if I say the wrong thing or am a bad influence?!!!”
To
“Hey so I hear we have your kids this weekend? No no I definitely heard they’re staying the night Friday, thanks” when talking to my sister 😂

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

My sister- you need to be an adult and get ya life together.

Also my sister- do you want me to put you in my phone plan so you pay less?

Always taking care of me bro 😂

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

On the upside his coworker approved, on the downside I can't show my face at anything because they gossip like women and no way am I showing my face around them.

Directly a couple weeks after his supervisor probably saw us fucking on accident 🙃 #dayinthelife

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

Me *sees state truck while dancing like a ho in a parking lot*
Me *waves thinking my bfs up to shenanigans*
Me *calls my bf like why didn't you light us up as a joke and bring us food on his way back to work*
My boyfriend- yeah so why are we getting a call.. omg someone saw you🤦‍♀️

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

@chris47cj I mean I was until yall threw that game completely 😂😂

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

One of my favorite memories with Michael was seeing falling in reverse live and jacoby coming out and me turning around and asking why he sounds like papa roach 😂😂

[Blake @buh_lah_kay]

Steam reviews literally have a "mark this review as funny" button

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

People are building whole catapults in LEGO Fortnite

via: u/Acceptable-Team662

[a fat pancake 😋 @Raenaaxo]

I'm gonna marry the shit out of this man one day 🥰🥰

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Casually wondering if i can get @OLNband to send me a piece of their guitar string (they were Michael and i's first band we were legit EXCITED to see) so I can use it as an inclusion for something 😂😂