Raeya

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

me at 3 when i misplaced my favorite toy train:

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Yes, but remember that from childhood Michelangelo and Bernini did not have to do anything else but learn to make art, they did not have to labour, do housework, anything. if you want artists like this then you need to let them do nothing but art, and conservatives *hate* that

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute 😭

[nick ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

ohhh the rizzery. everybody wants to be my skibidi

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[claire @claireyael]

the grease in your hair seeps into ur skull and whispers evil messages into your brain and when you shower it goes away and you feel better

[Dollip 💙 doll vtuber @DollipDaze]

Arcane character: kills someone and steals their money

Arcane soundtrack: “sometimes i kill people and steal their money. how did it come to this? killing people (killing people) and stealing their money”

[Grand Inquisitor Zach @ZachtheKingsfan]

Not even Netflix will take you, and they’ll take fuckin anyone

[Z E E N A @zeenao_]

Telling a man to hold you accountable when it comes to the gym is the biggest mistake you could make as a girl😭

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

this is a wonderful way to look at it

[Lillian @LillzTIL]

24 hours Tesco before the pandemic

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

To celebrate our 8 year anniversary, we’ll ask a classic DF question…

Who’s winning in a brutal street fight to the death, Remy or Stuart Little?

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"All under 7s will train for an apprenticeship in sweeping chimneys, collecting leeches or working in the mines"

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

when someone sends the standalone "hi how are you" message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation

[dalia☕️ comms open! @cozydalia]

these new coach fruit crossbody bags are EVERYTHING

[brooke @wasianfielder]

they say rico you so nasty i say thank you very much