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[rafa @Rafaafar4]

Will Smith a straight menace tonight at the #Oscars slaps Chris Rock one minute wins an Oscar another

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Actor Will Smith appeared to strike presenter Chris Rock in the face on the Oscars stage after a joke about Smith’s wife, Jada Pinkett Smith https://t.co/g5g6p2pR9J

[The Onion @TheOnion]

For more exemplary journalism, visit https://t.co/csf5QUbhed.

[rafa @Rafaafar4]

Me: I should think of a funny tweet
Narrator: He tried but couldn't think of anything.
Me: It has to be funny or deep or something
Narrator: It wasn't.

[rafa @Rafaafar4]

Me at home mowing my lawn

Neighbor: How much are you getting paid for this?
Me: Nothing
Neighbor: What! Why?
Me: I live here

[rafa @Rafaafar4]

A kid just told me he'd shoot me at Eliches #justdenverthings

[rafa @Rafaafar4]

Please be gentle its my first time...
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