Rafael Barry

iseg goer, sometimes

[Rafael Barry @RafaelBarry8]

Puxadinho este Vale do Tejo

[jordi 🇪🇸 @jordienr]

guys you're not gonna believe this

[issues @dadyssues]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Saw a single mom struggling to pay for groceries

"We can only afford milk or eggs this week - but not both," she told her kids

I was heartbroken

Then I showed her how to borrow small amounts of money from a payday lender, right from her phone

"What's an 'interest rate', and why is it 95%" she asked

Don't worry about that, I told her. I told her it means she only needs to pay back 95% of the loan.

I rushed her through the rest of the signup process to save her the boredom of reading a long 'collateral repossession agreement'

$3,000 was deposited into her account instantly.

"Buy all the groceries you want!" I told her

Her kids started applauding me.

And the rest of the store joined in.

I exited the store as a hero.

And I immediately signaled for the tow truck driver to take away her car

Guess who owns the tow truck company, the payday lender, and the grocery store

Business is an easy game if you know how to play it

[Noah @decemberhunting]

If you just have 1 beer, that's called an Unlinked Beer. The body has ways of rejecting this beer and dampening its creative influence

[Johnny Johnson @johndog68]

Two days into calc 3 and I’ve learned one thing. I have got to figure out a way to go pro.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

almost forgot this was the whole point

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Spoke to 300 students at one of the best business schools in the country

Gave them absolutely terrible advice to follow

Another new round of competition neutralized

The next few decades will be smooth sailing for my business

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

10th anniversary dinner with my wife last night

Made a reservation at the finest Australian restaurant in town (Outback Steakhouse)

But suddenly a billionaire walked in

"Hold on honey, something important just came up," I told my wife

I was gone for 45 minutes, networking with that rich CEO in the men's room

My wife decided to leave and filed for divorce that night

I'll lose half my net worth, right?

Nope!

The advice I got from the billionaire more than tripled my net worth, so I came out ahead

And oh yeah, guess who owns the divorce law firm

I'm playing 6D Chess

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Made a profile of a hot woman on Hinge

Matched with 500 guys and told them to meet me at this park for a date

I tell them: Sorry parking is so expensive, but I’ll make it worth your while ;)

500 cars x $50 parking = $250,000 in passive income

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Having a Don Draper summer

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal]

“He doesn’t look autistic”

My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to be confronted about the reels you liked

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Bought a burger restaurant

Changed “mayo” to “seasoned aioli” on the menu and tripled prices

That’s how you make millions with basically no work

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I didn’t watch fireworks last night

Instead, I worked in my business plan and networked in the sauna with billionaires

Also, my family didn’t invite me because I always “embarrass” them by selling popsicles for $20 to children who don’t understand how money works