Rebel reclining

Make cake, not war

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

I always dream, even when I’m awake

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Constant notifications for milfs and more, what in the malfunctioning AI is going on?

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

I only came in here to ask when exactly was it that Twitter became a trolling ground for sexbots and why won’t they leave me alone

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

It’s been so long since my last tweet I had to download a manual to figure out how to send this

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Don’t mind me I’m just eating my feelings, it’s a perk that comes with teenage children. Why aren’t there warning stickers on these things.

[Trey @treydayway]

It's getting disrespectful how long it takes for me to scroll to my birth year

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.

It changes a person.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Gotta play this in honor of Betty White all day today

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

@TeaRonWorld Nah, it’s not the same, fb insta and WhatsApp are what you do while you’re doing something 😂

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

I wonder how many people turned their phone off and on again, their WiFi routers? 😂

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Dammit I still can’t edit a tweet,

typo forever bitches😎✌🏽

[๏ภє ฬเภк คt ค tเ๓є 🌻🇺🇦 @OneWinkataTime]

When FB comes back, all our photos are going to have moustaches drawn on them, I just know it.

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

All this talk of going down…

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Twitter might go down next because of the sudden surge

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

I was ready to blame my iPhone, WiFi and service provider be google told me it was Zuckerberg

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Or have we gone full circle and now quote tweets ironically

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Are quote tweets still taboo amongst the cool kids?

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

If only we had all deleted WhatsApp when they messed with the privacy settings like we all threatened to do…

[Rebel reclining @RafflesWord]

Wait do you think Twitter made this happen because it missed me?