... Foreman

Live in a desert junk yard - Is this my real life, is this just fantasy?

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

@sguod For record, maker of comment is gay. Co-host has been responsible for GLBT helplines. Tasteless maybe but not homophobes.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

On one hand, lucky they didn't arrive while the tribe was here, on the other, I would have had some help, or something to feed the moles.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Just pausing to say, had a really bad weekand as I really wasn't ready to be under siege from marsupial moles. #unhappy

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Oh, am having problems with mutated marsupial moles, but they're small. The problems, not the moles, who are 4 metres long.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Stil fixing things. Keeping me busy. I love my life!

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Of course, to have sex, I need people around, and people annoy me. #quandry

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

I think the last time anyone looked at my vagina it was a medical bot doing a routine check. I miss sex!

[I like butter Vegemite, honey, and cheese on toast @DannyDangerOz]

Wow, you really do have a gorgeous looking vulva #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough (I've said this to someone, & it was 100% true)

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

It's nice to have snacks again. I'm chewing camel jerky while I fix a scooter. Tonight I think I'll cook some goanna. #food

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Oh, & I have food, lots & lots of food. Filled the fridge, little freezer, big freezer, pantry, & every kitchen cupboard.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

It's quiet. The whole tribe has headed for home, & I'm left here on my own with nothing to do but repair machines. #perfection

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Keeping the Ag tray truck until I've got all the repairs done, then I can use it to transport everything back to the tribe.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

I like people, just not enough to have to spend any real time around them. #people

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Tribe leave today, I'll miss the kids. Well, some of them. Well two of them.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Working so hard! Glad I have so many willing bods around to help with the heavy lifting! Am also teaching basic maintenance. #busy

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Most of the stuff the tribe brought over for me to fix won't be that hard, but I think I'll need to build a new engine for one of the cars.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Tonight I ate 'roo right off the campfire. Full tummy. Yum.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

I have two big freezers full of meat, and a larder full of food. The local rat population will have a chance to build up again.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Lot of work from the tribe. 2 cars, an AG flat tray, 7 scooters, 2 bikes, 17 laptops, 6 mobile/PDAs, & a 100 year old iPad.

[... Foreman @RagAndBone]

Currently have about 30 men, women & children at my junkyard. They'll be camped here for a couple of days, then we'll all head to their camp