Ragan Cohn

Strategist, team builder, leader, & mom who loves Jesus, football, dreaming big, good books & family

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Steve Skojec @SteveSkojec]

Wait, are there two versions of this sketch? I’ve never seen this one

[Royally Sage @sage1411]

My brother posts this every year in the family chat on the 4th. Still hilarious.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Let today remind you that America is worth fighting for.

Happy Fourth of July!!

🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

A two-week-old infant was stabbed to death in Modesto, California.

Two. Weeks. Old.

He had not yet learned to focus his eyes.

His mother, 23, was stabbed too.

His grandmother, 54, was stabbed too.

The man arrested for it had been deported once, returned illegally, and arrested four times for drunk driving in California.

After the fourth DUI, ICE asked the jail to hold him.

The state of California said no, by written law.

There is no debate here.

There is no policy disagreement.

There is no "both sides."

There is a two-week-old American baby in a coffin because a state government decided that the word "sanctuary" was more important than him.

He should be alive.

God bless every American who refuses to call this normal.

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

@BenjaminSWatson @StelioSavante That’s a LOT of blessings. ❤️

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

Remember the girls!

[Kristen Waggoner @KristenWaggoner]

Today you will read many sympathetic media stories about B.P.J., the male athlete who challenged WV’s law and lost at SCOTUS.

I’m guessing none will mention that B.P.J. defeated 470+ girls 1,400+ times (including a state title) and sexually harassed our client Adaleia (pictured) in the girls’ locker room. Sadly, Adaleia stopped playing the school sports she loved due to B.P.J.’s ongoing presence in girls’ sports and spaces.

But we’ll probably be lucky if those girls get even a passing mention—let alone a front-page photo.

This has been the pattern on this issue from far too many institutions of power. Boys’ feelings are the focus. Girls’ safety, fairness, and opportunity take a back seat.


I’m so thankful today that the Supreme Court reversed that pattern, acknowledged the reality of biological sex, and remembered the girls.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

“If you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love America, drive through it”

~German World Cup fan

[david friedberg @friedberg]

if @elonmusk paid 100% of his net worth ($1.4 trillion) as a tax it would only cover federal government spending for 77 days. this isn’t a tax problem…

[Barstool UGA @ugabarstool]

SEC regular season champs, SEC tournament champs, Athens regional champs, Athens super regional champs, made the college World Series for the first time in 18 years, 2 college World Series games, top 4 teams in the country, beat Texas twice, program record 23 SEC wins.

GO DAWGS

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

@davidpollack47 @jeffsentell Huge congratulations to Nick, to you and the whole family! Go Dawgs (always) but also: 🧡💜

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

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[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

This just warms my heart. 🥰

[Nina Deer @longdepzai_n]

My husband saw me before vs after

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Hey @GeorgiaPower do you really intend to use eminent domain on people’s private homes in GA for a new transmission line? I certainly hope not.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

For the love of God, arrest Fauci before the statute of limitations runs out in just TWO DAYS.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

The DOJ has ONE WEEK left to charge Anthony Fauci for the worst cover-up in modern medical history.

He lied to Congress about funding gain-of-function research in Wuhan. Millions died. Trillions were spent. And Fauci walked away with book deals and fawning media coverage instead of handcuffs. I re-upped my criminal referral to the DOJ because the evidence is overwhelming, and justice has been delayed long enough.

RT if you’re ready to see Fauci behind bars.

[Ragan Cohn @RaganCohn]

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[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

No matter where you stand politically, I think we can all come together and agree that putting spyware in our cars that watches what we do and can decide whether we’re even allowed to drive is a direct violation of our 4th amendment right and absolute tyranny.