MishMosh

According to co-star: “an emotional dustpan”, “the musty atrium where my brain lives”, and “a hurricane in the making”. 🦇 non est mortale quod opto

[MishMosh @RageTentacles]

Mood: the T-Rex in target that screams when anyone walks near it.

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Pointing a giant barn fan at my desk to try to freeze the migraine flare up out of me is peak workplace desperation. #migraine #chronicmigraine #justmigrainethings

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Dudes really gotta understand that I don’t want your fucking grilling opinions in Walmart just because I’m buying some spiedies. This place already gives me anxiety, I don’t need your bullshit.

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Who invented snoring. What fucking Power thought, “hey, I have an idea to make humans that live together really adore each other, and be filled with unlimited tolerance”, and then rolled out this shit.

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All I did was get up to pee at 2:14am, I did not need 453 useless thoughts to immediately attack me at 60mph, my brain is a menace. (It’s 2:46am now).

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Time to do dishes https://t.co/dkM2oQD4Fc

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Just came on here to stay that I miss Baja Blast season, where I can invite it into my home in cans, and not have to travel to Taco Bell. Thank you.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

and if my only career goal is to run a seaside bookshop and make wonderful soups and train a crow to bring me potions and weapons? what then?

[MishMosh @RageTentacles]

All I wanted this #Thanksgiving was to sleep until noon, eat a delicious dinner with my family, and then immediately fall into a turkey coma until I go back to work tomorrow. But no. My dog is a rat bitch who needs to be up at 6:45. He’s cute, tho.

[MishMosh @RageTentacles]

Chore tunes https://t.co/KEAqVOU5da

[Katie Vaz @katievaz]

Grab your comfiest pair of linen pants, squeeze a lemon into your iced tea, and light your favorite ocean breeze candle…it’s time to get cozy and coastal!🍋🌊 I'm so excited to announce my newest book deal, TINY JOYS, which will be published by @AndrewsMcMeel in 2023!

[MishMosh @RageTentacles]

My toxic trait is “making cookies” but just eating the dough while first batch bakes so it becomes the Only Batch

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https://t.co/cKtG4Cx9sy

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@pig3on Owl #2 is me

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Waking up was hard today https://t.co/fKiXUiKePS

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[MishMosh @RageTentacles]

Occasionally, I put a thing away in a responsible™️ place and then the next time I need that thing I have no idea what the hell responsible me was thinking bc I cannot find it anywhere

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There’s nothing I hate more than being woken up 10-15 minutes before my alarm goes off, those are my emotional support minutes

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@BedsideMartini

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Costar’s attacking me and not pulling any punches