Eighty is Woke

birth name Aaron. Husband. Secular Humanist. Tech Support Guy. Part-time Insomniac. pronouns: he/him ⚡loyal since 1978

PUT WEIRD AL IN THE R&R HOF!

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"Let's Go Brandon" is the "I Know You Are But What Am I?" for those who can quote all eight rules of Fight Club unironically.

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@RonFilipkowski Anyone who has watched TFG's swing knows the "club champion" claim is total bullshit. Swing is not consistent in either rotation nor speed. Even from far away it is obvious the club face is wide open.

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@mrmeizer Depends how high your Peggy Ego tolerance goes.. there are a couple of episodes where it is just this side of intolerable for me.

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@chargers Flash can be elite

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@mehdirhasan Because it is an almost certainty the Trump Crime Family continues its nefarious ways, if we have to we can just wait for the next set of crimes.

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Damn disappointed not one did Adrian Cronauer interviewing Roosevelt about the weather ("It's hot, Damn hot!")

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

Best team content I’ve seen in a minute from @AZCardinals

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@chargers that kid is going to have one epic smile.

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@MerriamWebster so wait.. Geppetto is multiple Geppetti?

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@ThePowersofPain Still can hear Bobby the Brain calling him "Chico". Most underrated wrestling technician of the 1980s.

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@NoahPineda16

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@heathcummingssr 3-4-1.5

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@TheAuthorGuy @NotHoodlum No matter where or how he dies, I fully believe the remaining MAGA people will try some evil version of the movie DAVE.

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I can't figure out RFK Jr's angle on all this. Trump is avoiding jail and enriching himself. Vance is behooven to billionaires.

Uncle Wheezy here? All I see is people in important positions who pretend to support & encourage him so long as he spouts this distracting nonsense.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

RFK: "You are saying nonsense."

Bash: "I am not saying nonsense, excuse me?…This is not productive. "

RFK: "You're talking nonsense…You were scaring people."

Bash: "Why are you saying that?"

RFK: "Because that was the job of CNN."

Bash: "Okay, stop."

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@anorseman1956 @BulwarkOnline Two over here, although to be fair one's widor said theirb"doctor" advised him not to because of his other medical conditions. This is in Oklahoma, so naturally there are many things in her statement of which I am skeptical.

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@AdamKinzinger Little wimp freaked out when an eagle wearing a leash flapped it's wins

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@SheaSerrano Started with comic books (Spider-Man) but if you are meaning novels, The Hobbit in second grade.

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Yes, the Bolsheviks (Russia), Maoists, 26th of July Movement (Cuba), and Ho Chi Minh were all well known for their extravagant lifestyles while fighting their revolutions.

Dumbass.

[Ken Gardner @KenGardner11]

One of Ayn Rand's very best observations, which has aged like fine wine:

"Socialism is not a movement of the people. It is a movement of the intellectuals, originated, led and controlled by the intellectuals, carried by them out of their stuffy ivory towers into those bloody fields of practice where they unite with their allies and executors: the thugs."

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While i still hold that a single player cannot win you the World Series in the current state of the game this is horrendous for baseball as a sport.

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

So the Dodgers gave up…

River Ryan: Current 28 year old AAA pitcher with 4.46 ERA coming off Tommy John

Brady Smith: 21 year old Class A pitcher expected to arrive in 2029

Zyhir Hope: 21 year old AA OF expected to arrive in 2027 (if there is one)

For… Tarik Skubal. Sure.

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Not sure which GIF would be more appropriate; "Stop, I can only get so erect" or "Don't threaten me with a good time".

[Acyn @Acyn]

Feely: If we lose the house, President Trump will be impeached immediately.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

A fully masked ICE agent pepper sprayed a woman in New York yesterday merely for videotaping
He approached her. She was standing still. That guy needs jail time.

If this goes viral, the city will seek charges.

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@NathanJRobinson [null set]