>crushing a bucket of extra-crispy tendies in the alley behind Wendy's
>accidentally graze a dumpster with my quads
>lid pops up with a mountain of gold inside
>look over and this wagie is crying on a plastic bucket, udderly defeated
>inhale a drumstick and go "what's the beef, fryboy?"
>bro is sobbing because he was about to get fired for not refilling the frosty machine
>tell him to put his 9-to-5 out to pasture and grab a gold brick
>he's so paralyzed by my bullish aura he can't even stand up
💰🕶️🐂🍀
>started beef with an international crime boss while blackout drunk
>steered his entire cartel into a legal Fortune 500 entity that pays me passive dividends
>he calls me 'El Toro' now
🕴️🕶️🐂🍀
>wojaks build
>one block at a time
>i'm not trying to find luck
>luck always finds me
🍀🕶️🐂
50K deployed on @Uniswap pool thanks to @ponsdotfamily fees.
more wagyu being deployed soon to bolster @robinhoodchain ecosystem.
The reality is when I took over $CATE I knew it was a near impossible task.
From day one I said I wasn’t doing this because it was the easiest way to make money. Unless an organic memecoin goes to billions, there isn’t much financial upside for me anyway. My wallet is public. Everyone watches it. Selling would hurt the very thing I’m trying to build.
I did this because I have a vision for this space.
Maybe it’s delusional. But the only reason you’re reading this today is because I’ve been delusional my entire life.
When I stepped in, I had zero supply control and CATE was sitting around a $2.6M market cap. I watched people who trusted me buy the previous day around $10M, and I couldn’t stomach watching another coin follow the same script. Community disappears. Holders get left behind. Retail leaves crypto.
That’s when the mission became bigger than the coin.
The mission is bringing retail back.
We’ve made progress, but we’re nowhere near where we need to be. Going from $80M to $15M doesn’t help that mission. Yesterday people were celebrating me. Today some of those same people are farming engagement by dunking on me.
I’ve tuned it out. In fact, I’ve bookmarked a lot of those tweets.
Here’s what actually matters on Day 10:
• 37.7k holders on Fomo, the highest holder count I’ve personally seen by a mile.
• 229k Fomo followers, growing by 10k+ every day.
• 8,500 Telegram members still showing up ready to fight.
• 4,000+ listeners in Spaces last night with countless people sharing that CATE was their first memecoin.
Those aren’t normal numbers.
The truth is CATE succeeding benefits everyone in crypto. Exchanges. Launchpads. Traders. Holders.
The memecoin pie has been shrinking for years. It’s time to make it grow again.
Let’s send a random internet cat to billions and remind the world why crypto became the most exciting place on the internet in the first place.
If you believe in that mission, join us.
Buy if you believe. Make content. Tell a friend. Every new person matters.
@solana@toly@pumpfun@fomo
Cates have nine lives.
Let’s make the game we once loved fun again. 💛🐈
Man I’ve been talking about solana:FVZhiS1uXdxpVMyGZTS22fz3caHUxxxXPkHPG21Zpump for the past day now. I just want to say the incredible resilience from the community of over 500 x comm members and 1.6k holders is absurd
It’s honestly not a community any more it’s a cult