Ragebait FC

Ragebaiting football fans one team at a time. Except Arsenal (COYG).

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@EssexPR Another financial scandal in Reform? No problem, just…

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@EssexPR You sinister, vile man. You are EVERYTHING you profess to hate. Dishonest, no integrity and a LIAR.

I’m sure you feel embarrassed about Reform’s antics but you’re in too deep. It’s your children I feel sorry for, they must be ashamed of having such a weak unprincipled father.

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@EssexPR

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@EssexPR Adam Brooks getting ready for his morning paper review….

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Talking of holding us back, aren’t you the pussyole who literally back in April said “sack Arteta in the tunnel” if we lose to Man City?

Aren’t you the brudda who wanted to get rid of the manager early on in the process who guided us to our first title in 22 years?

Thank fuck no one listens to you otherwise god knows where we’d be. In fact, I’m pretty sure we’re going to be fine now - I was on the fence but knowing you think we’re fucked makes me realise we’re actually okay.

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@icharlieboy_ @Arsenalpreacher Sure no problem.

In 581 PL minutes he scored a vital equaliser against our immediate title rivals at the Etihad and then he scored the goal that got us over the line and won us the title in a 1-0 win against Burnley.

Hope that helps.

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DLSS 5 has changed the game forever!

Really shows off all the emotion

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@SpursOfficial Wow just applied the DLSS 5 filter to this - so lifelike. Can really see the emotion and the realisation kick in.

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It’s all well and good blaming Andrea Berta for this transfer window.

But my eyes are firmly locked on Stan and Josh Kroenke. Look at all the teams they’ve won Championships with - and then tell me how many of them were strengthened immediately after.

You can’t - because it doesn’t happen.

In fact, their pattern is to build a contender → invest heavily to get over the line → retain expensive core → allow peripheral/secondary players to leave → expect internal development/cheaper replacements to fill the gaps.

Look at The LA Rams. Or The Denver Nuggets.

It’s all well and good saying we went for Vini Jnr or Alvarez. I want unrealistic things too.

So sure, Berta may have a part to play - but don’t let the Kroenke’s off lightly. Between them they’ve massively let us as fans and Mikel Arteta down.

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Glenn Murray
Ivan Toney
Aleksandar Mitrović
Jordan Rhodes
Teemu Pukki
Viktor Gyokeres

The category is: Championship players who scored over 25 goals in a Championship season.

Name the odd one out.

Your so called elite superstar couldn’t even bag 25 in the CHAMPIONSHIP. Have some shame.

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@Pavertz77 @Oye440 So….just the 5 goals still then? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Pavertz77 @Oye440 And yet of all those goals, only FIVE of them put us in the lead in a match.

1 of them was an equaliser.

And the others were all when we were already in control.

Talk now you clown.

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Last season, Arsenal scored 71 PL goals. The season before that 69.

And then they got rid of Martinelli, Trossard + Jesus who, between the three of them, contributed to 20 of the 71 league goals last seasons.

And they replaced the three of them with just Tzolis?

If I speak, boy am I in big trouble.

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@Joshibirogba Kai first season fully fit:

89 points and team scores 91 goals.

Kai second season, injured for most of it.

Gyokores first season:

85 points and 71 team goals, and this is his PL record.

Get your head out of your ass and use your eyes brudda.

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@ArsenalgirlO2 “Gyokeres was delivering” 😂😂😂😂😭😂😂

Delivering goals against championship standard opponents maybe.

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@Ajayi_tweets This is who you think the superstar is? That could never be me. He’s a bum.

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@Ajayi_tweets Which team was better. Be honest. You know the answer. Manchester City were animals.

Last season all our rivals were weak. It doesn’t mean Gyokeres “led” us to the title. It means he benefitted from weaker title rivals - and even then only just. 20 less team goals says a lot.

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@Tender_Lights @nicolelly2 Kai Havertz fully fit season - 89 points and team scores 91 goals.

Gyokeres up front - 85 points and team scores 71 goals.

If I speak……