Jake Rages

Christian, Gutter Supply Salesman, Basketball Coach

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

A leader at work told me that he never wanted to be a Team Leader. I told him that Marcus Aurelius, possibly the greatest Roman, didn't want to be emperor. #classical

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@DrakeFantasy Winning a chip behind 44 year old Rivers is the stuff of legend.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@ZyndianaJonez @PuppetMaster567 Man is that a fact or what

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@ZyndianaJonez Just find out whose it is and ask if you can use it

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Just told my life insurance agent "no wonder they call you Don. You just made me an offer I couldn't refuse!"

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Work recently has been like The Alamo. We don't have enough guys and the Mexicans keep pouring in from every side

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@Cam00151674

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Just a reminder, it's common courtesy to buy your fantasy commissioner a Christmas present.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

I had The Gobbler and the Greek Gyro today at Arby's and let me tell you folks, that Greek Gryo is an absolute winner. The Gobbler is no slouch either.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@ZyndianaJonez Come sell guttering with me

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@Cam00151674 Best player your high school has ever seen, set pretty much every record. Again no further questions taken

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

One of the great parts about baseball is that nobody actually knows "how" to hit and the actual best advice you can give people is "get a good pitch to hit and hit the tar outta it"

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@IsWaterRett Dry as bone round here, tell you hwat

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@applefritter457 You can't really play thru town UCL. Before Tommy John, it was a career ending injury

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

@applefritter457 I think there were plenty of injuries in the old days too

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

I don't care where you work if your company isn't off for Independence Day you need to get a different job.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

This new trend of "sports content" where you ask ChatGPT a question and then say "What do you think?!?" is so bad

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Lakers win the Finals, Cardinals win the NL Central.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Just like the Holocaust but nobody gives a darn.

[Jake Rages @RagesJake]

Wainwright is so awesome

[John Denton @JohnDenton555]

#STLCards RHP Adam Wainwright on meeting with Willson Contreras: “What we did was we sat down yesterday and just poured into him. We love this guy. We're glad he's here and we want him to be our guy. I think he took it well. Honestly, I don't know if anyone's ever told him that.”