The Rageful Librarian

Just a public librarian doing public librarian things. Gonna tell it. My opinions are my own.

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Customer was in the bathroom for 45 min with water running. Security tells him to come out bc he’s taking too long.

Customer: What do you want?! I was washing my ass!

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Customer: (Talking yo self) I was in jail for a long time
15 minutes later.
Customer: Shits on the floor in the bathroom
Customer: (Also to self) This isn’t a regular thing.

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

“Mommy what does free choice mean?” Overheard in the children’s room. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

This is YOUR poster board project, I already graduated from 6th grade. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

You should not be allowed to pick your nose and watch porn in public at the same time. Pick one apprehensible act at a time and stick with it. Both is too much. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Customer (to me) : Goodnight White Woman! #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

I walked by a customer watching equestrian pornography the other day on the public floor. Mr. Ed was really giving it to Black Beauty. I will never be the same. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Cops enter building. Customer (playing ping pong) to cops: Which one of you wants an ass whoopin? #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

A kid printed 20 pictures of the exact same cat today then asked me for scissors and cut them all into shreds. I didn’t ask any questions. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

@devery99 This is a grown ass man

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

A customer’s phone got stolen and he called us “a bunch of Helen Keller ass bitches” because we did not see who took the phone.

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

@daeoftheliving Oh, well, he LEFT THE PHONE charging in the building and went out.

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Be Unbothered 🙏🏻 #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

In another library in our system a customer walked around for 45 min with his dick out and nobody said anything to him. Then he went over to the circ desk and slapped his dick on the desk. The public is lovely. #librarianproblems

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Overheard in sitting area: “Tell me where my birth certificate is and I’ll tell you where your teeth are!”

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

A patron came out of the bathroom today holding a beer when security knocked bc he was taking too long and he said “WHAT! I was washing my ASS!”

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Boringgggg #quarantine

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

So how’s everyone’s quarantine going? #LibrarianProblems

[LibrarianRant @RantyLibrarian]

A #Haiku About #coronavirus
By Reference #Librarians Everywhere

Oh, Covid-19
We know our filthy patrons
Probably have you.

[The Rageful Librarian @RageyLibrarian]

Go @nypl !!! Tell @NYCMayor to shove it up his ass!!!