The Raging Recruiter

It's just a resume, not rocket science.

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@Adam_Karpiak Recruiting in a pandemic election year while everyone in the country is on their last nerve has been super fun. 🙄

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To the placement who quit four days before Christmas and three days before the guarantee period ends:

May you receive nothing but stale fruitcake from Santa this year.

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Mood...

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Do your thing, #RecruiterTwitter!

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In a time of such discord, we need to vote for someone who can truly represent the people.....

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Me: Hey jobseeker, would you like to discuss job openings in these cities?

Jobseeker: Thanks

Me:

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Sent my first candidate message of the day and spelled the name wrong. Off to an excellent start. 🙄

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If only my candidates would perform half as well as my fantasy football team....

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@JLVochatzer @JeffreyWShapiro Why yes, yes I do 😉

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My client calls and frantically pleads for candidates, then proceeds to tell me they don't want any "industry veterans", they will not adjust their salary/benefits package, and they're going to be extra particular in who they select.

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Recruiters trying to do their jobs in the middle of a global pandemic, race wars, and an election year.....

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@MarkToscano

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Y'all..... I just had a client hire a candidate, start him three days later, and pay their bill ONE WEEK after the invoice was sent. The recruiting gods can occasionally be merciful...

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@Adam_Karpiak "I don't judge you by your race, sex, ethnicity, or religious preferences. I judge you by your terrible profile picture and lack of grammar when yelling at me on the interwebs."

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@AlaRecruiter @kamaratoffolo 🙄

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@Adam_Karpiak Because even if we can't get you a job, we can become life-long friends and can teach you how to stalk people on the internet.

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@AlaRecruiter

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I just tried to type "thanks so much" and it auto-corrected to "thanks smooch". So that's the kind of love I'm throwing my candidates today.

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@Mike_Recruiter I'll back you up 💪

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I miss the days when no one gave a shit about our opinions on religion and politics and instead we judged each other based on the side dishes we brought to family gatherings.

#FuckGreenBeanCasserole

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