Rah

You came. You saw.
You followed. You unfollowed.
I never existed.

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Should the sharpness, wit, and humor in my tweets offend your sensibilities, I cordially invite you to bestow a kiss upon my audaciously irreverent posterior, in other words "KISS MY DISRESPECTFUL ASS".

#IrreverentCharm #SeeYouAround

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

How I wish my phone would blast 'I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight' every single time it dies from low battery. At least then my dramatic shutdowns would have a soundtrack!

#JokeOfTheDay

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

@tobyasky So no matter who wins, Paris will face the backlash

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

I genuinely feel sorry for 🇫🇷France. Regardless of the result in their match against 🇲🇦 Morocco, Paris seems destined for destruction and riots from certain Moroccan residents in the country, a pattern we've seen repeatedly in the past.

#FRAvsMAR #FIFAWC26 #FranceVsMorocco

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Muslims triggered by 🇳🇴 #Norway’s Viking row lol. Imagine Norwegians insisting on doing the Viking row five times daily, in schools, airports, mosques, and every major road causing traffic. And don’t forget the part where they don’t murder people for insulting Vikings.
#Haaland

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

I’d rather India never qualifies for the FIFA World Cup than see the playing XI dominated by white skin.

#FIFA #FIFAwc25 #FRAvsSWE

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

How can any real Frenchman feel any emotional connection to this team?

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

@miaferrariii find F.R.I.E.N.D.S

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

@JayneshKasliwal Take her trekking in the mountains. If she doesn’t try to kill you and you make it back alive… congratulations, you may proceed.

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

In Mumbai, we’re wet 24x7x365, sweat or rain, pick your poison.

#MumbaiRains #MumbaiHeat

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Le Mumbaikars, when there’s no rain we’re all ‘please rain!’ And the moment it rains, ‘Not now!! Stop until I reach my destination!’
We’re impossible to please !!!!

#MumbaiRains #Monsoon

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

What a brilliant long ball from Mexico, followed by a fantastic header! South Africa’s formation is completely falling apart though. The Mex are slicing through them so easily because there’s always at least one player left completely unmarked by the RSA!

#MEXvsRSA #FIFAWC26

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

See? The USA just got three Indians killed while sitting on the other side of the planet. This shit just proved my point perfectly.

#Oman #IndianCasualities #IranWar

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

USA thinking they can bomb Iran anytime they want is terrifying. All these countries better wake the hell up & remove US bases from their soil. Middle East needs its own Schengen Zone & they can’t do it while extremists & terrorists are still running around.
#IranWar‌ #MiddleEast

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

USA thinking they can bomb Iran anytime they want is terrifying. All these countries better wake the hell up & remove US bases from their soil. Middle East needs its own Schengen Zone & they can’t do it while extremists & terrorists are still running around.
#IranWar‌ #MiddleEast

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

If I was Iran? I’d rain hell before I dip. No spraying missiles everywhere, I’d pick one target, keep pounding it till it’s gone, then move on. Who cares if half get intercepted.

#Iran #IranWar‌ #Trump take that.

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Yeah, if I was America I wouldn’t bother with a deal. Keep dropping bombs. Any sign of negotiation makes you look weak and kills the deal anyway.

#IranWar‌ #Iran #Trump

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Yeah, if I was America I wouldn’t bother with a deal. Keep dropping bombs. Any sign of negotiation makes you look weak and kills the deal anyway.

#IranWar‌ #Iran #Trump

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Just woke up and saw this. Wait, did America nuke Iran or did Iran nuke America? I can’t even tell anymore!!!

#IranWar‌ #IranMassacre‌ #Trump

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

This terrorist cleansing bullshit is just a cover story. What America really wants is to wreck Iran, then come in like saviors offering to build roads, infrastructure and shit so they can steal 50% of the oil. Everything’s happening for oil, as usual.

#IranWar‌ #IranIsraelUS

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

So I was listening to Tirchi Topi Wale and at one point the girl sings,“Tu yaad aane laga hai, dil mera jaane laga hai.” Bruh, what the hell does “dil mera jaane laga hai” even mean? It would’ve made way more sense if the lyrics were “dil mera gaane laga hai.”

#BollywoodSongs

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

The women in the MLA’s family were seen cursing Jaskirat while simultaneously mourning their husbands, who were rapists. This raises the question of whether Hamza’s sister Jasleen would have similarly mourned her terrorist husband & held Hamza responsible for his death.

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Having watched both Dhurandhar films, I concluded that had it not been for the intervention of the Indian government, Jaskirat might well have followed the path of his friend Gurbaaz and become a terrorist.

#Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge #Dhurandhar #RanveerSingh

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

Having watched both Dhurandhar films, I concluded that had it not been for the intervention of the Indian government, Jaskirat might well have followed the path of his friend Gurbaaz and become a terrorist.

#Dhurandhar2‌TheRevenge #Dhurandhar #RanveerSingh

[Rah @Rahahahahahaaa]

If the tongue is anatomically attached to the floor of the mouth, why is mewing recommended? Why must one consciously position the tongue against the palate (the roof of the mouth)? Wouldn’t maintaining a lower position be more beneficial for achieving a wider jaw?
#Mewing