RochesterMike

Man, Myth, not yet Legend... Order of the Otter.

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

The #Browns 90’s throwback uniform debuting today.

[Faraaz Sareshwala @fsareshwala]

This morning, my wife left Orlando, Florida aboard @SouthwestAir flight 1630 (MCO to PHX).

She sat behind this man. She had been attending the Grace Hopper Conference all week and was resting her head on her tray table, trying to sleep a bit.

Let me tell you what happened.

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

@sweetwilPAB @marylupienroc You’re a special piece of garbage ain’t ya?

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

@stevennelson10 Tell us you’re racist without telling us you’re racist.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, you can't be the "pro-life party" if your official policy is "certain babies should starve." pick a new fucking slogan and think about where your life went off the fucking rails

[Gregory McKelvey @GregoryMcKelvey]

Black people being gunned down is what happens when society lifts Rittenhouse up as a hero and treats Kaepernick as a villain.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

I don’t know who this Lyft driver is but he deserves an award and a seat in Congress.

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

I made this for my friends, I mean, co-workers. Featuring @PatLapOfficial, from @MakingFunNetflx

[igoincircles @igoincircles]

While watching this movie I said, “That dream sequence could totally be an @AHSFX intro.” After putting the music over it, I’m fully convinced it was done on purpose by some awesome weirdos over at @Pixar. #ahs #pixar #TurningRed  #horror

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Can he really be this ignorant? https://t.co/d3JBKpLZA7

[Richard Marx @richardmarx]

But do you remember a time when your dad didn’t want to fuck your sister?

[Nathan Bernard @nathanTbernard]

This is still the best Joe Rogan take

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

Covid Haiku with @howardsheritage at Lux tonight:
We are all outside,
The wind is blowing that way,
We are all OK.

Do haikus get punctuation?

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

#FORTNITEFLIPPED

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Baker had several receivers open on that Nick Chubb 70 yard run.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

ever the boring virgo, i only do halloween costumes whose component parts are clothes i plan to actually wear

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Pfizer asked the U.S. government to allow use of its COVID-19 vaccine in children ages 5 to 11 -- and if regulators agree, shots could begin within a matter of weeks. https://t.co/RVVu3jTuIO

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Thought 3: To be a conservative in the U.S. increasingly seems to require believing that everything is oppression except actual oppression, everything is an impingement on freedom except actual impingement on freedom, and everything is fascism except actual fascism.

[RochesterMike @RahhchesterMike]

@JimGaffigan Foodenfreude?