Stupid Common Man

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[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Dear @cromaretail if an airconditioner needs repair and has cooling issues 3 times in 3 months. Is it eligible for replacement? Or am I suppose to spend half of my time just trying to keep it working?

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Kya pucha, mujhe tumse pyaar hai? Pagal ho kya! Main pagal hu tumhaare liye, pagal ho kya!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Diljala toh har koi hai, bas humari tarah likh nahi paata hai, hum bayan kar dete hai aapke saamne, woh office chala jaata hai.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

@cromaretail Why private! 6 days of service request and all your team did is fool us. Everyday saying the service will be done today. And failing.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

@cromaretail the most pathetic service ever! If you can't give after sales service why even sell things? Pathetic.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Hum rakhte hai talluk toh nibhate hai umra bhar, humse nahi badle jaate yaar har shanivaar ko!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Ek shaks ne badla hai mijaaz mera,
Ishq ka zakhm hai, kya hi karega koi ilaaj mera!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Woh kehte hai puraani yaadon ka boj kab tak uthaoge, kya aane waale kal ko bete kal ke niche dafnaaoge. Humne kahan shiddhat se kiye ishq ko boj kon kehta hai, chala gaya woh shaks khali karke mera makaan, par kiraayedaar aaj bhi banke woh mere dil me rehta hai.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Agar mauka milega toh tumhe phirse gale lagayenga, yeh aakhri jaman tumhara kisi aur ke saath, humare saath janam agley janam se nibhaayenge.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Hume kyu puchte ho, hum kidhar jaate hai,
Zufein tum sawaarti hi, bikhar hum jaate hai.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Jitna gehra zakhm utni kadvi dawa, jiske saath ke liye the waade, use hi bhulane ki hai dua.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Paka hua hai aam aaj jo, rehna usko bhian karta thoda kaccha hai. Bhale ban chuke woh mummy pappa dada dadi nana nahi sabke, rehta unka bhi toh Mann thoda baccha hai.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Yeh raat akeli si hai, tumhare bina ab kat ti nahi,
Aankhein bhi ho gayi hai dheet meri, samjhaane par bhi tumse hat ti nahi!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

For the first time not upgrading my s25 ultra with s26 ultra. Been upgrading every year for 3 years! Higher pricing coz of chip issue in india and lower value offered. Was so excited for my next but anyway! #samsung #s26ultra @SamsungIndia @SamsungMobile

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Jeene ka koi ek hi Karan kaise ho sakta hai.
Muskil se paaya tha khudko, ek pal mein kaise kho sakta hai.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Dil aur dimag ke beech, panchayat bithaadi,
Kisi ek ke chale jaane par kaise puri hasti mitaadi.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Tum darte ho unko khone se,
Jinhe tumhare gumshuda hone ki koi parwah nahi .
Rehte ho tum humdard sabke chotil hotey pae,
Khud kitne tute ho, iska koi gawah hai!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Sab kuch bol ke bataya mat karo,
Baat baat pe sab jataaya mat karo.
Khamosh nighahe, thandi aanho se bhi kuch bayan hone do.
Yun Galib ke sher ke, matlab samjhaya na karo!

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Fikr mat karo, sab kuch theek hai.
Bandh kamre mein nikalti, ek khamosh cheekh hai. Hazaaro ki bheed mein muskurata dikh jaata hu, koi dil se gale lagaye toh pighal jaata hu.
Jeetne ki koshish din raat karta hu, hasil kar lu woh sab jiski ab tak sirf baat karta hu.

[Stupid Common Man @RahilSpeaks]

Bas hona tha, ho gaya.
Kab tak muskurata, rona tha toh ro gaya.
Dekhe the sapne bohot khuli aankhon se.
Waqt tha chain se sone ka, so Gaya.