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[kev joon @never_oppressed]

If you were an actual journalist, with even the barest of journalistic skills, it would take you less than a minute to do some research and learn that Lyft privately owns and operates Citi Bikes.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

You’re an obese Nazi

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Yep

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

It’s always the men who look like a roach, built like the Pillsbury Doughboy, or got enough chest to fill a bra that have the most to say about women’s bodies.

[general steez @unclestrokeus]

these idiots genuinely believe the greeks were fair skinned and had straight blonde hair

[BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀 @Boomluck1zz]

Messi fans were ahead in the goat debate until Kalyjay decided to tighten his seatbelt 😂😭

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

The type of situation you be in when your girl starts calling your phone

[No academic pressure @Hi_Vee]

Hiii

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

Thank you for everything Garnacho 😉

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

IT'S STARTING

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

If you insist, Leo 🫵🏽🤣

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

There are haters like all of us… and then there’s the English media 😭😭😭

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

“God shorten his name from Messiah to Messi”

Them wan crucify Messi now, e Dey run go court.

Come fulfill your prophecy, you say you wan arrest all of us 😂😂

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Alright guys I'm out ... I'll leave the rest to the English media 😭😭😭

[The Score ⭐️⭐️ WORLD CHAMPIONS @TheScore01]

LOL. This will age like milk.

[Greg Double @Dubstep1988]

Frank Lampard better have a bloody good alibi.

[Tayø @vokal_guy]

Your dumb ass can go support City.

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

you start dating a girl and her birthday is in two days.

[Dharper @743Dharper]

You've just signed Andrey Santos and Tielemans, and neither of them called you the biggest club in the world. This isn't 2008 anymore.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Randy Fine calls a NY mayor a 'Muslim terrorist' for saying Netanyahu is a war criminal.

So who's REALLY the extremist here? The guy speaking truth or the guy screaming 'terrorist' at anyone who disagrees with genocide?"