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Hello friends, I'm breaking hiatus to say: make sure you vote today. Local elections impact your daily life and your community in a big way!

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I spent SO much time whining that nothing was happening in my query process and I was dying for any sort of news... then I got three rejections in a day LMAO

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@Hermagoras @stealthygeek That was my favorite thing to tell kids when I did bee presentations for elementary school field days

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@Hermagoras @stealthygeek Yep, deeply revelatory 🤮

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

Hundreds of pro-democracy protesters, journalists arrested & beaten in Kazakhstan over rigged elections. Barely makes news—and it'll stay that way so long as Chevron and BP continue making bank there. https://t.co/IZUALqvsi9

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To be clear— Im in Istanbul rn waiting for my connecting flight back to the states as inauguration takes place in KZ, but unrest began on Sunday when the election took place.

Please remember there are people striving for the rights we take for granted.

Vote. Every time.

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I saw peaceful protestors arrested, media blackouts, and heavy military and police presence following the illegitimate election in Kazakhstan. It’s humbling and scary. I never fully understood the privilege inherent to being an American until now. Keep KZ in your thoughts.

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@Hermagoras Turns out “sleeping” was a really optimistic verb choice

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Idk what I thought would happen when I started paying $6 a night for a 12 bed co-Ed hostel room but long story short there’s an entire soccer team of 9 year olds sleeping here

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It’s a real testament to Kazakh people and post-Soviet vodka that I, a tone-deaf monolingual, am rolling into my hostel at 4 am after a night of Russian karaoke

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@Hermagoras This is so true 😅

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Young Kazakh women are all so goddamn chic why did I pack my suitcase like a colorblind librarian living out of her car????????

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@taylorgronde I’m an equal opportunity omnivore.... but high key halfway thru my meal I thought of Dice and had a real 😮 moment (still ate it tho)

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Alright y’all I tried the horse meat and it was Very Good

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Almaty is wonderful & occasionally tricky to navigate with no Russian skills— for example I really needed to pee at my university & pointing at my crotch & saying “bathroom?” didnt work so that’s why I now carry around a sticky note with a badly drawn toilet on it just in case

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@WhiteKidd @garyfromteenmom So happy to see this wholesome update

[Michigan Planned Parenthood Advocates @mippadvocates]

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[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

**Heads up: this video contains sensitive content**
We want to learn without fearing for our lives.

We want to learn without active shooter drills.

We want a better solution to the gun violence epidemic – and we won't settle for less. #GenerationLockdown

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Okay, I’ll bite— how do you play Game of Thrones?