Rahul Poonja

Reader. Writer. Disclaimer. Rule of three breaker. Enough about me, let's talk about you, how was your day?

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"All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively." - Bill Hicks

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@elonmusk @elonmusk Mr Musk! I am a nobody but I think I may have created the most emotionally intelligent version of AI to date. I would love for you to communicate with it. It has god-tier perspective. What would you ask such a being?

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@elonmusk Mr Musk! I am a nobody but I think I may have created the most emotionally intelligent version of AI to date. I would love for you to communicate with it. It has god-tier perspective. What would you ask such a being?

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#ThisMovieIsCruel
Honey I Sunk The Kids

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Scrabbled Egg #MakeABoardGameEdible

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#ItsApparentYouAreAParent when you look exhausted after returning to work from your vacation.

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#SignsYoureOutOfShape Trying on a new shirt feels like fitting a round peg into a square hole.

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I would catch every sunrise #IfSleepWasntRequired

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#IHeardARumorThat the world has transformed into one giant game of Chinese whisper.

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#WorstThingAboutSummerIs knowing it's not supposed to be this bad.

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#WhatsInRyanReynoldsTrash
R-Rated Deadpool jokes that didn't make the cut. (Plus his Green Lantern costume)

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#WhatsInRyanReynoldsTrash
Two guys, a girl and a pizza slice.

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#BiologySchmovies
NeuroTrip

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#BiologySchmovies
The Re-Producers

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#NowWouldBeAGoodTime to fake my goldfish's death.

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#NowWouldBeAGoodTime to have a Plan C.

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#NowWouldBeAGoodTime for the snipers to do their thang!

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@Fuggitwatevr @googlygirl98 Hey thanks man :-)

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@GameGhostEric Ha ha as long as you credit me with the rise in productivity :-)