R.Patzx

if I ain't the headline I must be the special guest.

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

We gonna get a J Cole response?

#LikeThat #MetroBoomin #WEDONTTRUSTYOU

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

@WjgsS @JoyceLydford @shellsuit1001 Unfortunately for Mr Hinds here he forgot to check his own spelling!

[McDonald's UK @McDonaldsUK]

Oh wrap! 

Breakfast Wrap fans, we owe you an apology…

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Giggs, Jim Jones and Ronaldinho at the KidSuper after party (2024)

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

@Skepta Do it for the Mandem, do it for the Gang

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

Am I hearing this right?! He didn’t say what I think he said? #football #PremierLeague #Burnley

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

A classic Martin Brundle gridwalk moment with Machine Gun Kelly 😅

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Wait they might have something here

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

Would not be surprised to hear EtH getting sacked after this #MUFC #CarabaoCup

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Djokovic told Speed he plays for AC Milan and he believed it 😭😂

[AleksFUT - EAFC Trading @Aleks_FUT]

Managers deserve TOTWs imo to make them more useful

Imagine a walkout Bald Pep 🤣

[Football Talk @FootballTalkHQ]

🗣️Ray Parlour's classic story about Kolo Toure’s incredible trial at Arsenal in 2002:

“He came into training one day, what he used to do for trialists is set up games. Usually if it was a centre forward he would put Martin Keown on him as he knew he would try and kick him and whatever and if he could handle that he might be a decent player.

This one day they had Kolo Toure, Martin Keown in Kolo Toure’s first training session. Against them they had Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp.

I rolled the ball into Thierry Henry and Kolo Toure from nowhere has smashed him from behind. Two-footed tackle. Terrible tackle. Seriously, could have been a red card in a normal game. Our best player is rolling around.

Arsene Wenger says ‘Kolo, what are you doing? Don’t tackle, don’t tackle.’ He just wants him to stand there. ‘Oh, sorry, sorry’.

Next minute ball goes into Dennis Bergkamp, they’ve swapped now. Kolo Toure does exactly the same and two-foots Dennis Bergkamp and we are thinking ‘this is unbelievable. How can we win the league if our two best players has been taken out by the trialist. He must be working for someone else’

Arsene Wenger says ‘right no more tackling’.

“Next ball comes in and Kolo Toure makes a great tackle, reads it and the ball is flipped up into the air. Arsene Wenger used to stand right in the middle of the midfield and forwards and he’d try and look at the movement, so the ball has gone up in the air and Kolo Toure has his eye on the ball - he’s chasing the ball - and where did it land? Right at Arsene Wenger’s foot and he’s two-footed Arsene Wenger. Proper tackle.

All you heard was ‘ahhhh’. The lads are like ‘this is unbelievable. He’s took out Bergkamp, Henry and Wenger on his trial.

“Wenger has had to limp off. He’s gone back to the medical room. Kolo Toure is like ‘oh no’ and nearly crying. He can’t believe it. It’s his big day at Arsenal and he’s took out two of our best players and the manager.

That afternoon, I remember going into the medical room to see Gary Lewin about something and Arsene Wenger is sitting there with a big ice pack on his ankle

He said ‘I know he didn’t mean it, I like his desire. We’ll sign him tomorrow’ and that was it.

“We signed him for £150,000 because he liked his desire. He could get that out of him and change the way he played just by his desire kicking them two players and he ended up being an amazing player for Arsenal.”

[EAFC 26 News @FIFA22_INFO]

🚨 EAFC Update is now live

The update is to stop all the menu bugs, freezes and crashes ✅

FINALLY 😭

[TweeterAlliss @TweeterAlliss]

We’ll see you out on the course tomorrow.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Spanish police have raided the offices of the Spanish football federation as part of an investigation into the alleged payment of millions of euros over several years by Barcelona to the vice-president of Spain's football refereeing committee 🇪🇸

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

@McDonaldsUK Apple pie into McFlurry is the one

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

We’ve delivered about 852,609 pizzas since Chelsea last scored a goal.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

I just saw a comment “I’d trust a XL bully around my children before Sam Smith…”

And I’m not gona lie, I’ve got to agree 🤣

[R.Patzx @Rahul_P90]

Another one bites the dust.

@GetafeCFen you can have him for a packet of Haribo’s.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Antony statement.

“I have agreed with United to take a period of absence while I address the allegations made against me”.

“This was mutual decision”.

“I want to reiterate my innocence of the things I have been accused of, I will fully cooperate with the police”.