Train Commuter

Lessons on riding the rails by calling out the idiocy of many common characters encountered on the commute.

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

@ByeongHunAn Tiger

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

My mother never understood why I would not sit on a train seat that was already warm… “continue the ride and be one with the essence”, she would say I just felt violated. #MomQuotes

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

When boarding the train as a child I would ask my Mom what they meant by ‘Watch the Gap’ she would tell me it was just another way of saying “Listen to your Momma” #MomQuotes

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

“This train line is the worst at coming when it is supposed to… darn it! It’s just like your father!” #MomQuotes

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

Everything Everywhere All At Once Diarrhea #AddAWordFixAMovie

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Academy Award nominations coming out on Tuesday, tweet out a funny word addition to improve a movie title. Could be on the show! #AddAWordFixAMovie

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

I complained to my Mom that the trains on my line are the worst at coming when they are supposed to. My Mom responded, “I have the same problem with your Father.” #MyFamilyIsWeird

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing thing a family member has done or said, and tag it with #MyFamilyIsWeird. Could be on the show!

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

I’ll Be Home - Schooled for Christmas #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s Hashtags time! Use six words to describe the upcoming presidential debate and tag it with #TheDebateInSixWords. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Sharing an iPad means I have to interrupt spelling lessons to check the Domino's Pizza Tracker. #HomeSchoolFail

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

A new sign has been placed in the Lambeau end zone, it reads ‘CAUTION: Leap at your own risk, the cardboard cutouts will NOT catch you!’ #NewFootballTraditions #LambeauLeap #Packers

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It’s Hashtags time! Tweet a football tradition updated for 2020 and tag it with #NewFootballTraditions. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Make up your own funny campaign slogan and tag it with #MyCampaignSlogan. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's Hashtags time! Tweet out a funny song lyric parody about summer 2020 and tag it with #SummerSongs2020. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's time for Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us a weird or funny thing you're going to do when quarantine ends, and tag it with #FirstThingImGoingToDoWhenThisIsOver. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's time for Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! In honor of Mother's Day this Sunday, tell us something funny you've heard a mom say during quarantine, and tag it with #QuarantineMomQuotes. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's time for Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Change the title of a book to make it fit with quarantining, and tag it with #QuarantineABook. Could be on the show!

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

It's time for Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us the funniest thing you've heard someone say during quarantine, and tag it with #QuarantineQuotes. Could be on the show!

[Train Commuter @RailNit]

This is us... at home #QuarantineATVShow